an obysse wog like feature found around greater Dandenongs admired by women for his microscopic fatty
by koorats March 19, 2003
Get the risto mug.The word used to describe a Starbucks or coffee shop barista who is having a bad day behind the bar whilst making drinks; sometimes will fuck up your drink or cop an attitude while waving her scrawny tatted arms up in the air. might cop an attitude if you ask for the whipped cream you requested at the time of purchase. many times the bitchrista is thrown off if you ask for Skim milk and whipped cream because that seems to contradict itself in terms of a healthy drink. Many times the bitchrista is crabby because she was out late the Modest Mouse show, then went to her best friends house to watch reruns of the OC and woke up late for work at the Rodeo Drive location of Starbucks. She hates all of the customers because they can afford to get Starbucks every morning in a Venti size. Usually she's a big "Obama Fangirl" too because all her friends are. She's just working here until she marries the creepy guy from the White Stripes.
I ordered a Grande 2 pump skim vanilla latte with with whip and the bitch-rista slid my drink toward me without a lid or whip. I put the bitchrista in her place by telling the manager and getting a free drink coupon.
by Jeff Spicoli83 February 25, 2010
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Risty is super gay
by Follow me on tiktok@Tristyn.as May 5, 2020
Get the risty mug.to make a false conjunction about someone trying to ruin thier reputation while you're just shitting yourself and don't even know what your talking about.
Creating a crappy sensation about someone when you have no word or place about anything even pertaining to that person. More like a cry for help for drunks and slobs.
Wasting yourself, drinking much to the point of alchoholism, much like stomach poisoning and diseases that spread like an std of the mouth.
Rista crap can be words, bad air, bad party breath, dirty ass, fungal or anything else that is impure but to an excessive amount that ends up weakening victims.
When you can't see between the lines and just start going off board and cream ass to burn energy. Basically you're left stuck reading someone else's shit and jizz.
Creating a crappy sensation about someone when you have no word or place about anything even pertaining to that person. More like a cry for help for drunks and slobs.
Wasting yourself, drinking much to the point of alchoholism, much like stomach poisoning and diseases that spread like an std of the mouth.
Rista crap can be words, bad air, bad party breath, dirty ass, fungal or anything else that is impure but to an excessive amount that ends up weakening victims.
When you can't see between the lines and just start going off board and cream ass to burn energy. Basically you're left stuck reading someone else's shit and jizz.
Cal : I'm sick of all the ristacrap about Courtney, she never tried it on any of you and she's not like that."
Jen : "I know, but my mom doesn't know I am a bad influence and it helps me look better."
Cal : "You're so full of ristacrap, you all drank underage way alot and then tried shitting on the only person that didn't that you used to talk to you slobs."
Jon : "Oh well shit happens. Ristcrap is there when times are rough and I feel like I need to break stuff.
Cal : "Yeah well you don't have to ristacrap on the beautiful woman everyone doesn't know how much sucky assholes you are."
Courtney : "I'm telling your mom you ristacrap because you'll ruin yourself."
Jen : "I know, but my mom doesn't know I am a bad influence and it helps me look better."
Cal : "You're so full of ristacrap, you all drank underage way alot and then tried shitting on the only person that didn't that you used to talk to you slobs."
Jon : "Oh well shit happens. Ristcrap is there when times are rough and I feel like I need to break stuff.
Cal : "Yeah well you don't have to ristacrap on the beautiful woman everyone doesn't know how much sucky assholes you are."
Courtney : "I'm telling your mom you ristacrap because you'll ruin yourself."
by whazabiepoolbabe December 15, 2009
Get the ristacrap mug.A nickname for the prettiest and sweetest girl you know. She's always there for you and you can tell her anything without being judged. She's the type of girl that every single guy wants but she's too hung up on Her ex that left her for another girl. He's clearly blind to have left rissiboo because she's perfect. She can make you laugh without trying. Her eyes are golder than 14k of gold. You get jealous of the kid that is just speaking or having a conversation with her because you want her to be all yours. Seeing her upset and sad, makes you upset and sad. You'll do anything to put a smile on her face. And she'll do the same for you. When you are with rissiboo there will never be a dull moment. The most random stuff will come up and she'll just go with it. She doesn't complain about much and she's probably the easiest girl to get along with. She's your bae whether she's legit bae or not. She's amazing.
If you don't know a rissiboo, you're missing out
by Gromjoog March 10, 2015
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Someone who likes the word fatal in the dutch manner.
He goes after his dream; operate in heads to fix problems.
A real problem solver with an excellent analytic skill.
Preparing his career making connections on all levels.
Cracking jokes , rolling eyes and grabbing live at the balls..
The natural zipper.
Someone who likes the word fatal in the dutch manner.
He goes after his dream; operate in heads to fix problems.
A real problem solver with an excellent analytic skill.
Preparing his career making connections on all levels.
Cracking jokes , rolling eyes and grabbing live at the balls..
The natural zipper.
by correal September 10, 2016
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