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to make a false conjunction about someone trying to ruin thier reputation while you're just shitting yourself and don't even know what your talking about.

Creating a crappy sensation about someone when you have no word or place about anything even pertaining to that person. More like a cry for help for drunks and slobs.

Wasting yourself, drinking much to the point of alchoholism, much like stomach poisoning and diseases that spread like an std of the mouth.

Rista crap can be words, bad air, bad party breath, dirty ass, fungal or anything else that is impure but to an excessive amount that ends up weakening victims.

When you can't see between the lines and just start going off board and cream ass to burn energy. Basically you're left stuck reading someone else's shit and jizz.
Cal : I'm sick of all the ristacrap about Courtney, she never tried it on any of you and she's not like that."

Jen : "I know, but my mom doesn't know I am a bad influence and it helps me look better."

Cal : "You're so full of ristacrap, you all drank underage way alot and then tried shitting on the only person that didn't that you used to talk to you slobs."

Jon : "Oh well shit happens. Ristcrap is there when times are rough and I feel like I need to break stuff.

Cal : "Yeah well you don't have to ristacrap on the beautiful woman everyone doesn't know how much sucky assholes you are."

Courtney : "I'm telling your mom you ristacrap because you'll ruin yourself."
ristacrap by whazabiepoolbabe December 15, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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