The doctors said that grandma only had a year left to live, so we had a rifle wedding while she was still alive.
by The Real Nerdbomber September 20, 2022
Get the Rifle Weddingmug. A weapon held by an old lady that shoots semen at her allies to heal them and harms enemies by giving them aids
by Cummfagg666 June 3, 2017
Get the biotic riflemug. The act of ejaculating in a girl's mouth in the morning when the sun is rising while she's giving head, making your surrounding walls more than the money you have in your pocket.
by Technically_Thinking June 10, 2014
Get the Golden Riflemug. The spongy tissue that becomes rock solid when filled with blood that resembles a purple mushroom cap on a stick or Darth Vader's helmet that is capable of spraying hot chowder at speeds up to 28mph.
Bro, you should have seen the damage I did with my Chowder Rifle last night. I'm pretty sure Sharon's eyes are still pink.
by Backdoor Bino June 3, 2019
Get the Chowder Riflemug. Equivalent to calling BS, but when you're playing Flappy Bird and you deem your loss unfair because it didn't seem like the bird went anywhere near the pipe, rather into the pipe's invisible hit box. So it's as if someone unfairly shot your bird down with a sniper rifle.
Almost gonna beat my high score! :D 71, 72, 73,.........FUUUUCK!!! NO WAY DUDE, I WAS NOWHERE NEAR THAT SHIT. I'M CALLING SNIPER RIFLE, FUCK THIS GAME! *tosses phone across the room*
by Your Actual Mother February 7, 2014
Get the I'm calling Sniper Riflemug. The King's African Rifles (KAR), were a European colonial force who sought to exterminate Dhulbahante, during Darawiish era
by khatumo November 2, 2020
Get the King's African Riflesmug. When you have anal sex with a girl and pull out just before you ejaculate and ejaculate into her eye.
by Juggalo25 November 3, 2018
Get the Rusty Sniper Riflemug.