Religion

Fake shit made by man. What people dont understand is that humans dont have souls, humans are simply creatures that started out as bacteria. Over TRILLIONS (even more) of years bacteria has evolved, which is how our planet and people and trees and dirt and dogs ect are here today. Now you may ask, "then why is there religions", well, people need to be tricked into "being civilized and follow a set of rules, or else...". The "or else" part is usually going to hell. The rules/commandments usually concist of "No killing" "No sex before marrage" "No stealing" ect, and if the rules arent followed, they tell you that after you die, you will spent the rest of eternity in a scary forsaken place called HELL, and if you follow the rules, after you die you will spend the rest of eternity in a peacefull loving place called HEAVEN...not true, when the human body shuts down, thats it, youre in a dead sleep, blanked out forever.

Imagine how boring it must be to be dead.

by Reggaetonist December 1, 2004

religion

there are alot of fucking atheists here which is a real problem. Anyway the definition of religion is a set of beliefs, values, and practices based on the teachings of a spiritual leader,
eg. Jesus. Christians believe that Jesus is the Son of God and the Christ.

There are many other religions in society that have values and attitudes. main religions of the world are:
Christian (Roman, Protestant and Eastern Orthodox)
Muslim (sunni and Shiah)
Hindu
Buddhist (Lamaist and Southern)

The percentage of Religions around the world are:
Christian 33.0%
Muslim 19.6%
Hindu 12.8%
Buddhist 6.0%
Isolated and Indigenous religions 12.0%
Other 15.6%

by CrnaStrela September 5, 2005

Religion

a group or person who have/has a minumum of 2000 followers. So to begin with, Christianity was a load of bollocks.

in my religion, all shirts shall be untucked.

by Tom Reeves June 14, 2003

Religion

What we thought before we discovered what mental illness is.

Person 1 - A bush talked to me.
Person 2 - Really a bush talked to you, what did it say? Let's live's our life based on what the bush said.

You stupid fucking cunts.

Religion

by Deadwill54 September 16, 2012

Religion

The result of one massive game of broken telephone.

"Religion is the very face of weakness."

by Misfate December 12, 2009

religion

Only brings war, when in fact god is just an imagination created by pathetic humans.

What you are a jew... go to hell!

by gameking10050 October 18, 2003

religion

Cause of all chaos in the world. I blame religion for causing all the wars. See bullshit

I listened to "God" and I ended up donating $10,000 to a bullshit cause.

by iono December 3, 2004