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protestor killer truck

A huge jacked-up domestic pickup truck used to illustrate someone's allegiance to Donald J Trump. Typically driven by incel men ("Kyles") who spray mace in large crowds, claim that they "fiGhT aNtiFa," and who slap Punisher stickers or Blue Lives Matter flags on the back. Typically found in trashy conservative suburbs or towns where the men have never given their wives an orgasm.
Hey does Kyle's dad really drive that Silverado with the lift kit and the license plate "BAWLZZZ?" Yeah, it's a real protestor killer truck.

Brandon is on the run from the cops because he killed another protestor in his dad's protestor killer truck last night.
by BigKyleTrukz September 20, 2020
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protuntariantitis

pronounced ( pro tune ta tear E ant eye tis)

this is a disease I entirely made up so you dont have to go to school. if you "have this" you will have the following symptoms

-muscle soreness
-migraines
-potential fever
-nausea
-a crave for food
-explosive diarrhia
-bad odor
-slow walk
-and sweats

this disease can last anywhere from 12 hours to up to 2 weeks
this is a very common disease
even more common than BOFA and LIGMA
Teacher: why weren't you at school for the past 2 days?
Student: I had Protuntariantitis
Teacher: Oh ok, that sounds bad and entirely real. Well, Welcome back.
by ManMan6t9 November 18, 2021
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Protesters

EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! GURGLE GURGLE GURGLE!!!! *SCHIZOPHRENIC HORDE NOISES ENSUE*
Hym "Protesters are annoying... That is all."
by Hym Iam May 11, 2022
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Protestant-splaining

When a Protestant tries to explain Catholic or Orthodox teaching and completely fails by spewing misinformation or twisting what they actually believe.
“Catholics believe the Pope is God.” That’s Protestant-splaining Anderson.
by cathchild June 18, 2022
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protestant mathematics

A collection of mathematical formulae which seem to be correct but they are not.
The formula (a + b)^2 = a^2 + b^2 is a typical case of protestant mathematics.
by Virasoro-Shapiro amplitude November 24, 2022
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protosmasher

wow, did you know that protosmasher is shitty and dead?
by anonymous December 29, 2022
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Prottard

I can see the gathering of prottards at the local mega church ready to take the Bible out of context.
by SassyNoodle April 9, 2024
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