prison

A place you go in straight but come out gay.

A place where you go in having a bitch but coming out being a bitch.

The only place where a former tough guy becomes big Bubba’s bitch.

Prison is not a nice place to be.

by [e-mail] March 31, 2008

prison bitch

The 5'11" 115 pound white guy in prison for beating up his wife and raping his 12 year old daughter.

OK John, You're in cellblock 9 with Bubba and Big Jeb. We took the liberty of embroidering your orange jumpsuit with "prison bitch"

by James October 19, 2003

prison bitch

To become a prison bitch this is what you do:
1. Act afraid and submissive
2. Stare at people
3. Talk about how much you like cock
4. Pick fights and lose... badly
5. Tattle

Seth became a prison bitch after he was arrested for raping comatose patients.

by Tony Lucianno September 24, 2006

prisonity

To lose your anal virginity in Prison

Leroy: " Damn man I took that fish's prisonity in two seconds flat!"
Tom : Yeah and he bled for a week!"

by Nielskin June 5, 2007

Prison Sniff

When a person of the same sex sneaks up behind another person and then loudly sniffs the person, perferable from the base of the shirtline to the earlobe. Used to create that creepy guy on guy atmosphere within your workspace, great for new guys.

while Guy 1 is talking to his buddy guy 2 slinks behind and gives him a prison sniff.

Guy 1:........
Guy 2: *SNIFF!*
Guy 1:WTF! MAN! did you prison sniff me?!
Guy 2:And you smell Delicious

by FlyinHayn117 June 2, 2009

prisontation

When an individual is forced by a governing authority to perform or attend a presentation against their will.

No I can't meet you for golf this afternoon, my boss has scheduled a 3 o'clock prisontation.

by NateDaDogg January 3, 2011

Prison mike

Prison Mike is first introduced in season 3, episode 9 of The Office. Prison mike is created by Michael in attempts to show everyone in the office that prison is indeed worse than working at dunder muffin. Prison Mike is essentially just Michael wearing a bandana.

Person 1: prison mike? What's the very very worst thing about prison?
Person 2: the worst thing about prison! Was the-- was the dementors! They-- they were flying all over the place and they were scary...and they'd come down and suck the souls outta your body and-- it hoyt!

Person 3: dem-dementors like in Harry Potter?

Person 2: no not in hawwy potter...

by Dwightyoulittleslut January 11, 2020