processed dick

The variant of vienna sausage that is ground up and attached to the male genitals.

He has a processed dick.

by shadow definer 666 February 18, 2018

Processed Cheese

When Canadians eat/see American cheese it is known as "Processed Cheese"

Eww get that "Processed Cheese" away from me

by What is YOUR handle?! October 4, 2018

Poreia

Poreia is a really nice person easy to get along with and is very funny

Poreia you’re to funny man

by Abcdeafghijklmnop October 8, 2018

process crime

A crime the grand jury defines as a crime while you don't; skullduggery; dirty tricks.

Everything Roger Stone is accused of is a process crime.

by Crawdad Nelson February 1, 2019

procedural chess

The weaponisation of an administration apparatus such that the opposing party or parties must navigate a sea of bureaucratic red tape in order to proceed with requisite business.

Dorothea has a grievance with her doctor's office, but the procedural chess of submitting a complaint has left her stunned; she may just forget about the whole endeavour.

by pseudoraphael June 1, 2020

Poored

To promise to do something and ignore any and all requests to follow through.

I was going to get someone to cover my shift at work and now when I try to reach Stephen to finalize plans he ignores all my texts and calls. I guess I got poored.

by Dr Wellington January 3, 2021

POOREKA

The exclamative phrase when you or someone lets out a big poop.

Me: I smell something in the bathroom.
You: POOREKA! Your friend just let it out.

by gregben February 27, 2022