pooik

A sharp poke. Pronounced poyk.

To poke someone with a needle.
He gave me a pooik with a fork.

by Francis Charles Bacon May 3, 2006

Poois

a person who thinks opposite of you and you have to call them this because you need to let some anger out

Example: An online chat room...

WEBKINZrKEWT: hey dude wassup
TATER-HATER: webkinz suck i am srry
WEBKINZrKEWT: no they dont suck u poois i dont like u now 'polojize 2 me or i leav chat kk
TATER-HATER: i don care if u leav chat homie i don like webkinz they just suck bad man
WEBKINZrKEWT: well you suk cuz u dont like dem dey despise you and dey kill u in u sleep
TATER-HATER: lettem tri man dey no kill me i lock da door dammit
WEBKINZrKEWT HAS SIGNED OFF CAUSE SHE THINKS YOU WERE BEING A JACKASS

by AeropostaleRules01 January 12, 2008

Pooie Vuitton

When someone farts into someone elses personal bag (ex. purse, gym bag...etc.) DON'T BE FOOLED BY THOSE
WHO MAY CORRECT YOU BY CALLING IT A FART BAG

"dude your backpack smells like shit, you definitely got Pooie Vuittoned."

by doingitlarge January 25, 2010

profile arm

This is a chronic condition similar to carple tunnel syndrome where taking too many personal profile pictures in front of the mirror creates nerve damage in the out stretched arm where the camera is.

Also, can be used to describe the stump of an arm left after a photo was or wasn't croped when people take their own profile pic in the mirror.

Sam didn't know that he was going to get profile arm from taking only 50 pics for his social website profile, but his dead arm and the wait in the emergency room convinced him otherwise.

Tina should have croped her pic further because you can still see her profile arm in the photo.

by ChrisDoc November 8, 2009

Anime Profile Picture

Probably a pedofile, racist, sexiest , alt righter, incel,

Sane person: hentai is still pedofila because it depicts drawings of children having sex

Anime profile picture : nO ItS NaWt

Sane person: it's always those god damn Anime profile pictures

by Atheistsarelyingtothemselvs November 13, 2020

pooiville slugger

poo-ee-ville slugger. The act of shitting into a sock and then slapping it across a womans face during sex.

The bitch was complaining that I was humging her too hard from behind, so I gave her the pooiville slugger.

by soused April 13, 2007

birthday profile picture

The picture that you change your profile picture to on a social network for your birthday. This is usually done the day before your birthday because it will be seen by more people than normal as they wish you a generic "happy birthday."

Friend: Come on, we're going to be late!

FB User: Almost done! I just need to change my picture to my birthday profile picture so that people think I'm fun and popular when they wish me a happy birthday!

by damnteenager108 January 2, 2012