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Prodouche

The name for an offspring of two people that everyone knows as douchebags, so the child is expected to be a super douche like them or just a regular douche, either way you're getting a douche for a son.
Joe: Hey dude, I heard Brad and Sarah want a baby
Mike: Really, shit they going to prodouche a smug annoying baby.
Joe: Tell me about it.
by Dumbinic December 7, 2009
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procodinating

to play call of duty in place of doing a responsibility at hand
MOM: " did you walk the dog yet ?"
KID/Grown Man: "no im busy ! leave me alone "
MOM: " son of a bitch are you procodinating again "

KID/Grown Man : " no dammit im busy i said ! YEA headshot bitch !

MOM: " what was that ?"
KID/Grown Man: " nothing im busy ! "
by Pickle Phucker February 4, 2010
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priorilies

The act of prioritizing the lies in any story or series of events.
Damn Pork Chop, you have hickeys all over, you've been out for three days and your cars smashed. What the hell are you gonna thell the wife first? You better priorilies real soon sonny boy!
by DemmyMack413 February 20, 2011
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probiotechnology

the technology that treats of growing or producing probiotic foods.
Probiotechnology would promote healthy lifestyles.
by uttam maharjan August 7, 2011
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probophobia

(n) a mental condition, the essence for what is usually called "homophobia" in men. Women can have an altered form in some instances.

A probophobe is a person afraid of having anything vaguely penis-shaped, or something with balls attached, inserted into their anus.
The main symptoms are not physical, but mental; displaying themselves in a fit of pouting, screaming, or sign-waving directed towards homosexuals.
Extreme cases involve mumblings about "the gay agenda."

There is no known cure, but stands as a curiosity in the psychological world because, upon any manifestation of symptoms at all, the possibility of any anal insertion events whatsoever decreases astronomically. Still, the victim often lashes out at innocent but perceived offenders due to the paranoia related to not having eyes on the back of one's head.
She often complained about how her boyfriend didn't go to the club with her due to his probophobia acting up in the presence of men that could dance better than he could.
by Yitzhak Yitzhak January 1, 2013
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probonie

Person-
A Professional; Perfect in bed; Unbelievably orgasmic; Sexy; Gorgeous; Best you'll ever have in every way.

Addicting; Can't get enough of this person; Someone who makes you feel Fully Alive for the first time in life.
That person is a Probonie. I need to get me some of that.
by AddictingCrazyB*tch June 21, 2014
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proconner

a person who argues or can argue both for and against something.
You cannot defeat her in any argument. She is an epic proconner.
by Uttam Maharjan 2 August 22, 2014
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