procodinating

to play call of duty in place of doing a responsibility at hand

MOM: " did you walk the dog yet ?"
KID/Grown Man: "no im busy ! leave me alone "
MOM: " son of a bitch are you procodinating again "

KID/Grown Man : " no dammit im busy i said ! YEA headshot bitch !

MOM: " what was that ?"
KID/Grown Man: " nothing im busy ! "

by Pickle Phucker February 4, 2010

procoxinating

to greatly delay assigned tasks that cause frustration and large amounts of time to finish which take only minutes for individuals of stellar capabilities to complete

Stop reading every patient's notes, you are procoxinating!

by theAteam May 16, 2011

Procurdinating

To avoid work by making cheese. Like procrastibaking, the urge to procurdinate occurs when there is lots of or tedious work to be done, but there is no particular reason to make cheese.

"Procurdinate or Zoom - hey, I'll take the cheese option any day."
"I've not even started work yet, I've spent most of the day procurdinating."

by LiquoriceAllsortsInTheKitchen January 26, 2021