picnic pitch

The crusty residue left on the blanket after fornicating in the great outdoors.

Dude, I sat in the picnic pitch that you and Suzy left.

by jake lightning October 28, 2009

Rookie Pitcher

When your girlfriend or significant other wont jack you off but you need to really badly because you have blue balls so you jack yourself off while making out with the significant other and ultimately cum on said significant other.

He pulled a rookie pitcher after a long day with his chaste girlfriend.

by Ginger Survival Kit September 18, 2015

the slow pitch

When you stand like a baseball pitcher cupping your hands behind your butt and fart into them. Then in the same manner as a pitcher throwing a baseball, you slow pitch the fart into someone's face.

I used the slow pitch to throw my fart right into my boss's face.

by Andrewpreneur July 1, 2017

A Ray of Pitch Black

1.A person who darkens people's minds and their surroundings.
2.A horrible person
3. Someone very pessimistic

Well, aren't you a ray of pitch black.

by Thisisnotmyrealname.. May 13, 2020

pitch

to contribute money/weed to a spliff

You can have a hit if you pitct

by gangstahhhhh March 13, 2005

pitchoui

a word often screamed when one hits/kick someone in anger, often in a joking karate style.

you look like a fucking ninja
:@ gah PITCHOUI

by bree. basti. February 18, 2009

Pitch Fuck

Having to work all night because the strategy or art direction for an early AM business pitch isn't handed over to production until close of business the evening before the pitch.

Dude, bend over, it's time to get Pitch Fucked.

by lxee August 20, 2009