Ninja Penguin Buddy

(AKA NPB) When someone sneaks over to your house at 3 in the morning to put a penguin, of any sort, on your balcony using ninja skills. This is usually done to show someone that good things do happen to good people. If the penguin is accepted by the receiving person then the two become Ninja Penguin Buddies.

Dude, have you met my Ninja Penguin Buddy yet? He is totally legit.

by Anonymous Ninja13 January 12, 2009

Club Penguin

A game created by Disney, was shut down last year, some absolute g has republished it, our saviour!!!
In Club Penguin you basically run around a map where you can hit the club and get some mad penguin pussy, go pizza place and eat pizza, go coffee shop, buy some Supreme and Rolex watches with some Gucci aswell, adopt a puffle and starve it to death and tip the iceberg which was impossible but they still tried anyway. Many kids had Club Penguin girlfriends and they go in each others igloos and type shit like *bounces on Dic K*
*Sucks Dic K
You Find that on YouTube aswell, proper weird.

"Let's Play Club Penguin with the lads!"

by #1Shagger August 27, 2018

kobe the penguin

The jesus of all things. kobe the penguin is the best at everything and always will be.

Kobe the penguin beat Jesus in a game of dodgeball.

by mr. hammertime August 23, 2009

Penguin

IT'S FLUFFY BIRD NOT A FUCKING BLOW JOB. Sometimes it eats popcorn in the morning. And sometims it wears a WIMPLE ON ITS ICY HEAD.

The penguin ate the birdseed with popcorn.

by Sites May 9, 2005

the lubricated penguin dive

preferably performed on a snowy hill, it is the act of pouring warm molasses on your weenjaunt and covering the rest of your body in chocolate sauce. proceed to take your partner by the legs and slide them down the snowy hill while yelling some sort of vicious profanity. when the perfect speed is reached, slam your steaming hot meat into your partner's cavern of glee until desired result is achieved. Repeat until complete sastisfication occurs. while this posish is extremely rare, some of the greatest sex offenders of all time have performed it with ease, such as pete the poontang thief.

me and mikes mom did the lubricated penguin dive last night like it ain't no thang

Dude your mom is such a lubricated penguin diver

Zach is the craziest penguin diver man. I saw that dude do it off a fuckin cliff.

Sometimes you just gotta give 'er the old lubricated penguin dive son.

by hot kharl December 1, 2005

Penguinese

It is the, "Official." Language of Penguins.

I went to the arctic circle to learn how to speak penguinese.

by Mike Galuszka August 9, 2012

lonely penguin

as you are about to cum while recieving oral sex, the girl walks away leaving you to chase after her with your pants down. this act will make you walk in a manner that ressembles a penguin.

DUDE!, i picked up a hooker but i only had 20 bucks so she gave me a lonely penguin

by eagle tits July 17, 2009