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Preacher's Hands

Often manicured, clean, soft, and free of scars, callouses, or any other evidence of actual labor, preacher's hands indicate a life of idle preaching.
"That Habitat for Humanity recruiter was full of shit. How can he claim to build anything? He's got total preacher's hands."

"My boss says he knows how to fix a car, but have you seen his preacher's hands? The only fixing he can do is with a credit card."
by Charmingly Grouchy June 29, 2010
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preachout

A. The shouting a preacher does on a Sunday morning to distract the congregation from looking at their watches. B. Done when doesn't have a good sermon and is trying to make the one he's using sound better.
Everything was cool til the minister did a preachout and woke me up.
by OCHAGunny1313 January 4, 2011
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prevacationitis

a feeling in which you can not concentrate on anything because your mind is on your up and coming vacation.
omg, there's only 15 more days until italy! have you gotten prevacationitis yet?
by dee2013 May 9, 2011
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preachering

the doing of a preacher.
today, as i was preachering, i looked into the crowd and saw a giraffe staring at me.
by dr. fleuss August 6, 2011
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Predacious

living by preying on other animals, predatory.
Those predacious mites might be toxic.
by cynicus August 23, 2014
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premacheer ejaculation

noun: a loud cheer ejaculated loudly and involuntarily during a sporting event when one thinks his or her team gained some ground, when it really was a play that favored the other team.
Sitting in the Brazil section of the futbol staduim, Jose emitted a premacheer ejaculation thinking his team's goalie had made the save, when the ball had actually rolled in. The other Brazil fans beat him up for his mistake.
by das.sprache.meister March 27, 2015
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preachrap

Whenever someone recites rap lyrics in a sophisticated and calm tone, all while soothing orchestral music plays in the background.
"My friend stood up on stage and preachrapped Straight Outta Compton as Chopin blasted through the speakers."
by Smurffittty September 8, 2016
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