Missed the presentation by Pele

Having a shit

Martin Brindle: You missed the presentation by Pele, will you get over it?

Kimi Raikkonen: Yeah! Haha! I was having a shit!

by Quincy42 June 30, 2022

Bowtie Present

A 12 guy train bang in a womans ass. With every man wearing a bow-tie on his penis. The woman unloads the cum from her ass into a glass, then drinks it.

Did you hear what happened to Jill on Friday? She got a Bowtie Present.

by maitaiguy December 12, 2009

PRESENTEEISM

Going to work or school when ill.
Spreading germs through anxiety over missing work or school.

Opposite abscenteeism missing work for any or no reason.

PRESENTEEISM will likely cost US employers 18 Billion yes billion dollars this year through lowered productivty of Presenteeism workers, the spread of germ to other employees regarless of abscenteeism or presenteeism cost significant losses.

by damnriver January 30, 2007

Present 'em

The respnce to "suck my dick" when used in an insult/derogatory form. Normally shuts the insulter up immediately without a chance for comeback.

"You're a retard. Suck my dick" "Present 'em"

by CowsGoneWild February 20, 2007

pretend shoes

Pretend Shoes=Pretentious

Phrase coined as an underhanded insult directed to the obnoxious and smarmy masses that one may encounter. Phrase coined by Los Angeles-based artist PROPER RISK.

Definition:
pre⋅ten⋅tious: adj.

1. Claiming or demanding a position of distinction or merit, especially when unjustified. <The pretentious fraud is he who assumes a love of culture that is alien to him — Richard Watts>
2. Ostentatious. See Synonyms:

Examples:
1. Whoa... this dude totally lost any of my attention when he started being a pretend shoes ass, prick...

2. This fool is totally keepin his pretend shoes shiny tonite... pssh.

3. Dontcha think your dead serious dissertation on why your poetry blog is the cure to depression might come off a little pretend shoes?... really?... not even just a lil?

by thatbastard December 2, 2009

prehensile rectum

one who cannot poop in a toilet in a reasonable manner may be said to have a prehensile rectum. A prehensile appendage is one that is capable of grasping or conscious manipulation. One with a Prehensile rectum is purposefully able to miss a large target such as a toilet.

the term originates from a post by Billy Rubin on the StraightDope forums in 2001.

Look, F***wicket,I know you got your problems. Do you have a prehensile rectum that you can extend on a stalk like a snail's eye and aim? How in the name of all that is unholy do you get poop everywhere?

by jaybirdlaw April 3, 2016

Present perfect

When asked how you are, this response acknowledges you heard them ( are present), & for those of us who appreciate privacy it acknowledges everything is on track (perfect), without sharing specifics.

Tom: So anything new with you?
Joe: present perfect

Person 1: Did you hear my question? I asked, how you doing?
Person 2: present perfect

Person 1: So howthefuck are you? Haven’t seen you forever!

Person #2: present perfect

by Jaded One November 8, 2018