this is when a man comes in to contact with a treasure trove of beav that must be plowed. one may ride the tsunami poonani by obtaining a large fanbase of which groupies will spawn out of, however, this usually requires good looks and youth for smaller fanbases, the older and uglier you are, the more famous and powerful you need to be.
if one does not have groupies, a man may still ride the tsunami poonani by paying, starting with all the local escorts and sugar babies and if said man originates from the first world, he may further ride the tsunami poonani in the endless sea of multicultural beav and eventually settle down with a nice mail order trophy wife 1/3 his age when he is old and the spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
if one does not have groupies, a man may still ride the tsunami poonani by paying, starting with all the local escorts and sugar babies and if said man originates from the first world, he may further ride the tsunami poonani in the endless sea of multicultural beav and eventually settle down with a nice mail order trophy wife 1/3 his age when he is old and the spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
d-list celebrity bro: dude i just posted a selfie of my 8 pack abs while on the set of the bachelorette and now i got the tsunami poonani knockin on my door i got hella groupies tryna slide in to my DMs bro
american sex tourist in germany: damn that FKK club is a real tsunami poonani i just plowed 5 beavs in 2 hours for 300 euros and it came with dinner too. germans are so efficient!!!!
divorced 60+ loser: my wife took everything 30 years ago and i've been living in a studio apartment since then, i hadn't had sex since 1987, but then i went to the philippines, rode the tsunami poonani, and brought back a wife in exchange for only 25 chickens!
american sex tourist in germany: damn that FKK club is a real tsunami poonani i just plowed 5 beavs in 2 hours for 300 euros and it came with dinner too. germans are so efficient!!!!
divorced 60+ loser: my wife took everything 30 years ago and i've been living in a studio apartment since then, i hadn't had sex since 1987, but then i went to the philippines, rode the tsunami poonani, and brought back a wife in exchange for only 25 chickens!
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A combination of the terms "poon" and "tsunami" referring to a tidal wave of girls, especially referring to ex-girlfriends attempting to have sex with you again. Specifically, this terms refers to an abnormally large number of girls trying to get with you in a short period of time.
Look dude, I can't meet you for drinks later. I am swept up in a poonami and I can't let it go to waste.
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