Child Support Position

When a female puts her feet behind her head and forms herself into a pretzel like shape. This position is impossible for even the strongest of pull out games to not bust inside of. This then results in child support payments being required in 9 months time, destroying the males life.

"Bro! She did that child support position again, I couldn't not finish inside....."

by HamiltonHoe April 10, 2019

crabs posititon

A sex position where the girl is on her hands while the guy lifts her up by her legs and jams his penis into her vaginia.

The crabs position is a very freaky way of getting down and dirty.

by Casey February 9, 2005

duck hunting sex position

A sex act performed on a male involving licking the anus, while cupping his balls with one hand and using the other hand to work his dick like a pump action shot gun. Mimicking a sight and shoot similar to hunting ducks.

I met this dirty bitch who agreed to perform the duck hunting sex position on me last night. Shit was dope

by big G dawg rig February 10, 2014

360 Position

A gay Sex Position where one man Sucks anothers mans dick while that man gets fucked up the ass by another man and while the man getting his dick sucked licks the man fucking the mans ass gets his ass licked in and out makeing a circle.

Hey us three should have a 360 position tonight.

by hottamaleman July 14, 2010

positions

ariana grandes 6th studio album with the smash hit “positions” and collabs with Doja Cat, The Weeknd and Ty Dolla $ign

Person 1: Hey what are you listening to
Person 2: positions by ariana grande its such a good album

by wxllxxmx October 25, 2020

Switching Positions

(verb) - The act of switching between projectile vomiting and having explosive, violent, anal discharge.

Sometimes this act can be brought about, by making "monster noises" near a sick friend, or loved one.

1. Sean ate too many brownies on his birthday, despite our advice, he switched positions with the door open for three hours in the bathroom.

2. We went into Sean's room and began to rawr, which induced him to run to the bathroom with his pants down, and switching positions.

3. Sean went for a run but had to return early because he had to switch positions.

by I Cum for Cookies October 12, 2010

FRANXX Position

Originally developed from the show "Darling in the FranXX", FRANXX Position is when you and a hoe are having sex and the woman must go doggy style, while the man goes deep into the g-spot as far as possible while still holding on to her ass cheeks. In order to control the position, the man must not have blue balls.

"Hey darling, we should do a FRANXX Position."
"Sure thing babe."

"OH DARLING! Hiro, I want more of your love juice!"
"Sure thing babe."

by BigBirdOnThePercs July 23, 2018