Poser Poor

A person who lies to collects welfare, free food, and free medical insurance while they actually are making more money then you. Poser poor are the people who go to food pantries so they can afford to get a new pool, jewelry, and expensive dinners.

I can’t believe they are poser poor.

by Booooomerrr! October 1, 2019

Poor Lupin

a full moon. Reference to Remus Lupin in the Harry Potter series who is a werewolf. When the moon is full, he transforms, which is said to be painful, so when you see a full moon, you say "poor lupin". can also be used at a noun i.e. instead of saying "there's a full moon tonight," you'd say, "there's a poor lupin tonight". Sort of the opposite of a Lucky Lupin (crescent moon)

bob: Wow! look at the full moon, it's bright!
joe: yeah, but poor Lupin
or
bob: I really hope there's a poor Lupin tomorrow for the camping trip!

by potter>twilight July 16, 2010

Poor Edge

being too poor to drink or do drugs.

i.e - Dry as a kite.

Man, marcus got fired last month and now he's poor edge. That negro used to smoke us down mad blunts, today however, he sits idle, pensive, pondering paucity, pessimistic, and penurious.

by ThePoopsmith July 11, 2012

Functional Poor

This word defines a certain catergory of people*, who can afford to go to school abroad and go on vacation every year, but are poor.

*Not to be mistaken for rich or working-class.

“Oh Yusuf? Yea, he goes to school abroad and has a vacation every year, but don’t worry, he’s functional poor.”

by assstrroo October 5, 2018

crypto-poor

Having a large amount of money in crypto currency, but refusing to take any of it out of one’s crypto wallet, in fear of not making more money.

He’s crypto-poor. He has a million in doge but lives in a shoebox apartment.

by DazzyTheMermaid May 17, 2021

uni-poor

When your friends at uni never come out with you anywhere or do anything because they always complain or give excuses that they never have any money because they are students.

Is Fred coming to the strippers?
I hope so, he's invited. I just hope he doesn't go all uni-poor on me.

by G Banger January 16, 2009

Prada poor

A person who dresses in very expensive clothes but still manages to look like a skint hipster or your average basement dweller.

An upmarket version of what poor people look like.

- I can't believe Allen actually paid 400 bucks for that ripped torn hoodie.

- Yeah, he's so Prada poor.

by Suntoryboss June 19, 2013