Pooping

A sacred time for a man. A time where a man can contemplate his day while excreting his waste. A man does all his critical thinking whilst pooping. A man often goes to the bathroom and poops when something needs deep thought. It is believed that if a man could poop for long enough, he could solve world hunger, poverty, and possibly discover the cure for AIDS. This magic time is referred to by many names such as, Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl, dropping a log, dropping a stink pickle, and releasing the brown hostage.

Friend One: Bill is still pooping, what's going on?
Friend Two: He's trying to solve Da Vinci's Code, give him a break.

by Big Eve January 12, 2016

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The number one way any man can get out of doing any household chore.

"Honey can you do the dishes?"
"I can't sweetheart! I'm pooping!"

by TheDude5196 December 15, 2009

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Poop is a beautiful process that involves food from two days before passing out of you butthole. It feels like God is kissing your ass and sucking the poop from it, what an AMAZING feeling. Everytime you poop, an angel gets its wings. Poop can either be brown, green, or red and it can be long and skinny or short and fat. Anyway possible pooping is a heavenly process that may hurt at the moment but as soon as that poop comes sliding out your asshole, it feels like you have just been reborn.

Ah, lets all go pooping in the lobby.

by i am sofa king we todd didd April 17, 2014

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The process of producing Fecal matter as a solid through defecation over periods of grunts and moans on the toilet.

Bob: What are you doing?
Joe: I am producing fecal matter as a solid through defecation over periods of grunts and moans on the toilet.

Bob: Do you mean POOPING?

by me hee hee October 10, 2017

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