Guys I can’t stop pooping

Go to a docktor pls, I lov yoiu

Guys I can’t stop pooping I think I’m dying from poopy

by Swiftfoul20 September 9, 2020

Can't; Pooping

Used when someone asks/tells you to do something and you don't feel like it.

Can be replaced by anything ending in "-ing"

Dad: "Son get of the Couch and rake the leaves."
Son: "Can't; Pooping"

by BLUEBLAHBLEH December 16, 2011

pooping backwards

Participating in the act of anal sex.
-adjective form of poop backwards.

"How did your date go last night at the steakhouse?"

"Pretty damn good. We went back to her place and she let me fuck her like a porn star. I had her pooping backwards in no time."

by elemkay May 20, 2008

mary poopins

The nickname given to a certain style of pooping.

Man that poor toilet, I took a really mary poopins up in that bitch.

by TheDefinitioner June 14, 2014

poopskin

A distasteful person; used to express resentment

Wow, that asshole Bill sure is being a poopskin today.

by Riggs July 1, 2003

Poophin

The act of smoking a spliff while defacating on a toilet. The act can be performed alone or with others.

cough

Hey, it's April 20. We should go poophin at 4:20 am!

by ccprojektz April 20, 2009

poopskin

god's little joke

Poopskin's have the worst body odor know to man.

by LSD!! open your legs.. July 24, 2009