Poner

Portmanteau for "powder boner"; defined as the fictional erection that one gets from skiing on 25+ inches of fresh powder on a bluebird day.

Kyle had a raging poner after shredding the pow-pow all weekend at Sugarbush.

by Organ Grinder May 25, 2012

hondur el poderoso

Almighty, kingpin, brickellboy, untouchable, powerfull, godlike, talented, hero, flawless, perfect, ultimate, hustler.

urban artist "El Poderoso" is definately by far considered by all to be hondur el poderoso!

by MEMIN PINGIN October 23, 2007

poner

1. abbrev. pony tail.
see pone

i didn't have time to brush my hair today, so i put it up into a poner.

by plaquemouth October 12, 2006

pooner

One who poons or is in the act of pooning. A pooner talks crap and can't back it up.

Leron Duwayne Lechtenberg is the biggest pooner in the world.

by Cecil Wallbanger February 20, 2003

poder

a select friend, a friend you would say is special enough to be called by this term

yeeeeeeee poder. poder! thats my poda.
my podah! whats up podah?

by Zac Deluca August 7, 2007

Ponder one's place in the universe

To fap. Used in polite company.

1. Jane: What are you up to?
Andrew: Nothing much, just pondering my place in the universe.

2. Most men ponder one's place in the universe.

by spotch555 March 29, 2012

Ponderosa Lemon

Used as a treat. When you cut a lemon in half and smash one half in someone’s eye, and the other half up their ass.

I’ll give you a ponderosa lemon!

by Squiddlydiddlychainsaw June 2, 2018