Pistachio Canoli

When a man shits into another mans mouth

The builder gave Rob a pistachio canoli which he hoovered up like a starving dog

by Big_jobbie April 13, 2021

Pistachio Ice cream

if you eat this you're insane.

go get clinical help, a therapist, psychiatrist, talk to a homeless man.

"Yah my favorite flavor is Pistachio Ice cream."

by anonymous May 24, 2021

Pistachio

When you get that penis under that shell

Gimme some pistachio and figgy pudding

by 9898en June 2, 2021

Pitstache

A colloquial term used in Durham, NC to describe pistachio flavored items.

I love sharing pitstache flavored desserts on the road

by WhiteChocMushrooms June 5, 2021

pigtales

Stories told by men about the fat and disgusting women they have had sex with.

Some of the best times of my life have been getting drunk and comparing pigtales with my buddies.

by Arnie Grape June 10, 2021

pistachio surprise

When your partner surprises you with a fistful of baklava up your butt

I got a pistachio surprise last night, and it was sticky...

by thiccgirlwith2cs July 2, 2021

Pisstakinell

Really annoyed.
Really taking the you know what?!

No, absolutely pisstakinell!

You’re having a laugh! You’re massively tailing it! Pisstakinell

by Itsonlyme September 27, 2021