Phantom of the Opera

A novel written in 1911 by Gaston Leroux, not in the mid 1980s by Andrew Lloyd Webber.

"I love the Phantom of the Opera 2004 movie based off of Andrew Lloyd Webber's story."
"You crazy phangirl, the Phantom of the Opera was written like 100 years ago!!"

by Jessica P. September 5, 2006

Phantom cord

n. The cord of a wireless controller that isn't there. This is only applicable to people who have used non-Phantom cords for most of their life.
v. The act of needing to re situate oneself by flicking the controller up or around to prevent anything being tangled by a non-existent cord.

n. Man, I just tried to move my Phantom cord. Can you believe that?
v. You're phantom cording, stop it!.

by Kineticboy2001 December 6, 2006

[Phantom Turd] Menace

(Noun)Someone who likes to defacate in unlikely public places, with or without the support of onlookers. This is often for a feeling of shock-satisfaction.

Come back here you Phantom Turd Menace and clean that stinking feces from my fridge

Huey! Next time you're at the peep show, try masturbating instead of power-shitting all over the window like a Phantom Turd Menace!

by Boy J, aka: mull January 13, 2009

phantom caution

When a caution flag is thrown for "debris" that is on the racetrack, even though it cannot be seen.

"NASCAR threw a phantom caution for last nights race in Richmond."

by joey_logano September 13, 2009

phantom thruster

someone who thrusts without realising but does it with real force

that phantom thruster was inches from my face

by thrust789 January 4, 2010

Phantom Asshole

The overweight closet muncher in the family
who typically raids the refrigerator and pantry of all the good food late at night, in top secrecy. They are best
known for not leaving a trace of thier presence
and will almost always return an empty
box to the shelf instead of putting it in the trash.

Hey Chris, who ate all the fried
chicken, I don't know Jim. Must have been the phantom asshole.

by BillButtlicker January 16, 2010

phantom facebooking

Checking email to view Facebook updates rather than signing in, because you want the gratification of seeing what's happening but don't want to admit your Facebook addiction to yourself or the world at large.

He had already visited Facebook five times that day, so he phantom facebooked instead.

-I'm just checking work emails. Oh lawl, look who wants to be my sister on Facebook...
-Seems to me like you're phantom facebooking!

by OhMyJuly July 6, 2010