Pandemocrisy

Using the Pandemic to Hypocritically manipulate the Democratic process.

On election day, voters would be told to stay home, for their safety, yet forced to go to the polls, which in traditionally democratic areas would be closed. America was becoming a Pandemocrisy - Fear More Years!

by Monkey's Dad May 9, 2020

Pandemie-19

A person born during the CoVID-19 pandemic of 2020...

*Note: Subsequent pandemic #numbers applies to future pandemic numerals related to those labels ~
Ex: Pandemie-26, 32, 35, etc., etc.

"I'm a Pandemie-19, I was conceived during the pandemic of 2020.".

by A.Dodger May 14, 2020

Pandemdick

One, A person who wears his or her face mask under his or her nose. Two, a sleazy person who trolls the internet for sexual partners despite the risks of covid-19. Three, a person who shows up on the steps of his or her legislature bearing guns to supposedly protect us all from pandemic.

1. Hey, Pandemdick, fix your mask so that it actually covers your face. 2, Some Pandemdick actually expects me to give him my address for a booty call tonight. 3, The pandemdicks Who felt it necessary to protest the quarantine with flamethrowers and missile launchers.

by Jaycee Hodgepodge May 16, 2020

Pandemitis

Next level laziness, brought on by sitting at home all day due to the Coronavirus Pandemic.

I got a case of Pandemitis, I can’t get up from this couch.

by Mac May May May 21, 2020

Pandemia

The state of being in the throws of a pandemic that’s cascading your civilization and social life into a nebulous surreal hell.

A real world dystopia created by the ravages of a full blown pandemic that has no immediate end in sight.

Damn bruh, yesterday the world was all good, but today we are living in straight Pandemia.

Ariel: I’m tired of waking up to find I’m still trapped in Pandemia.
Megan: Yeah, I know what you mean. This sh’t sucks big time.

by Bundle of Hisses July 29, 2020

PANDEMIOT

PANDEMIOT ist der ängstliche leichtgläubige und hypocondrische Menschentyp, der sich von den übervorsichtigen Regierungsanweisungen eingeschüchtert freiwillig und aktiv gegen die "Covidioten" einsetzt.
Der Begriff kann keine Beleidigung darstellen, da der "Covidiot" unter Meinungsfreiheit fällt - und somit das Gegenteil davon - der "Pandemiot" dies ebenfalls für sich beanspruchen darf.

Frau Ersken wurde in Deutschland für die Verwendung des zum Pandemioten gegenlaüfigen Begriffes Covidiot angezeigt. (Das Gericht hat festgestellt, daß der Begriff Covidiot unter Meinungsfreiheit fällt.)

by Wofi September 7, 2020

Pandemdick

A person who lives close enough to be within your pandemic bubble (friend, neighbor or trusted sneaky link) to lessen travel and spread of COVID in lockdown. Due to the inability to attend bars and dating, this becomes your regular supply of the dick down.

Since all of life was canceled I couldn’t go through a proper hoe phase, thank goodness I was able to secure some pandemdick to get through the lockdowns!

by Madame Sativa December 21, 2021