Paki Rag

Refers to the clothing worn by a paki and is often used as an insult due to the terrible smell and condition of said clothes, which are often covered in poo.

"Craig you're such a paki rag"
"Nick you're such a paki rag"
"Kev you're such a paki rag"

by Joseph Burgess December 14, 2008

Pakistani Poo

When one intentionally leaves a lumberjack sized poo log for either their friends or the next person in line to enjoy.

I was in such a rush at the game to get back to my seat that I had no choice but to leave a pakistani poo for the next guy.

by parkviewjustin March 26, 2009

why is there a dead pakistani on my couch

well put simply the phrase a dead Pakistani on ones couch is referring to the case of a dead Pakistani on someones couch

John: "Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch"

by TacticalWalrus October 6, 2016

Paki

a slur used to call people from Pakistan uncivilised and make them inferior

Some racist: “Yo look at that paki”
(he says to a person from Pakistan)

by blmacabracistsarebad September 25, 2020

pakishop

A corner shop.

(The term derives from the fact that most cornershops are owned or run by pakis)

I'm going down the pakishop to purchase some Happy Shopper fags.

by PlugDude March 7, 2005

Pakistani Sandstorm

An act in which a girl stands in the center of a circle of guys who repeatedly ejaculate onto her face rendering her sightless. The men then proceed to throw sand on her face as they run away.

Man, my buddies an I went to the beach last night, got drunk and got caught in a Pakistani Sandstorm!

by aka "The Genuis" December 1, 2011

Dr. Ian Paisley

1. Someone with a phony doctorate.
2. Religious and politcal leader in Northern Ireland with a phony doctorate and an extremely suspect religion.

Bob: Check out my doctorate in computer science!

Adrian: Wait a minute... this is written on two sheets of toilet paper, and it's signed by you, AND you spelt your own name wrong!

Bob: It's all good!

by Honest Bob January 18, 2005