Definitions by parkviewjustin

Chalf 

Chalf (verb): To douse one's genitals and penis into heavy, chunky peanut butter before commencing anal sex so as to make for a more pleasurable ass-to-mouth experience.

She preferred that we chalf since she was not at all interested in going anywhere near me with her mouth after our first anal sex experience.

Chalf by parkviewjustin July 1, 2009

Pakistani Poo 

When one intentionally leaves a lumberjack sized poo log for either their friends or the next person in line to enjoy.

I was in such a rush at the game to get back to my seat that I had no choice but to leave a pakistani poo for the next guy.

Pakistani Poo by parkviewjustin March 26, 2009