A poser is someone who tries hard to be something they arent. Usually, posers call other people posers because they are jealous that the person they called a poser is more skater/stoner/goth/punk/rocker/grunge/etc. than they will ever be.
by Mary Mariegh June 21, 2003
Get the Poser mug.(noun) one who not-so-convincingly overstates their personal experiences, usually in contrast to another's. He or she believes their story to be convincing beyond all measure.
see also, "One Upper"
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see also, "One Upper"
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Me: "I used to love driving on the Autobahn when I was in Germany. I actually got my car up to 110 once. It scared the shit outta me."
PoserPro: "Yeah, I got my car up to 120 on the Thruway a few days ago and got a ticket. I need to go to court tomorrow."
Three days later...
Me: "So, how'd it go in court?"
Poser Pro (having forgotten his story): "Wha-??"
PoserPro: "Yeah, I got my car up to 120 on the Thruway a few days ago and got a ticket. I need to go to court tomorrow."
Three days later...
Me: "So, how'd it go in court?"
Poser Pro (having forgotten his story): "Wha-??"
by razed November 2, 2007
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by scrotum soldier March 9, 2009
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1. a person who deceives, Lies or cheats', as by his or her own ignorance, And then Try's to Play it off as he or She is the true Victim.
2. a Person who tricks or deceive one into believing he is the victim by Drawing attention to his Personal problems to make others feel sorry for himself.
1. a person who deceives, Lies or cheats', as by his or her own ignorance, And then Try's to Play it off as he or She is the true Victim.
2. a Person who tricks or deceive one into believing he is the victim by Drawing attention to his Personal problems to make others feel sorry for himself.
1. Wow That guy is such a "Victim-Poser" He Lied to his Girlfriend about cheating and now that he got caught in his lies he wants us to feel bad for him because he's the one talking about how he goes and sees a guidance counselor because he in so much pain for lying and being unfaithful what a "Victim-Poser"
by Just there to fill the void ! March 15, 2010
Get the Victim-Poser mug.Someone who takes the 3D models of other people and poses them in a posing software (e.g. Poser 7) and calls it their own art. This does not include those whose job is to pose and rig said models in a collaborative project.
by AVogel July 8, 2009
Get the Poserfag mug.You are hip, live in the city, you go to all the cool shows, wear plaid shirts, ripped jeans, oversize coats and insist on drinking the cheapest shit beer you can find. Yes your cloths may be from a thrift store but not out of necessity, the toque that never leaves your unwashed head is a fashion accessory and that smell, well that you can't fake.
by smilygrl December 7, 2009
Get the Hoser Poser mug.The silence that occurs after someone has said or done something that leaves everyone who bore witness to the event speechless.
The first cousin of awkward silence.
A pregnant pause often occurs when something that requires a sarcastic response happens, but no one quite knows what to day or do.
The first cousin of awkward silence.
A pregnant pause often occurs when something that requires a sarcastic response happens, but no one quite knows what to day or do.
In the middle of a group of people having a conversation, Michael picks his nose and then eats it. All conversation ceases.
(pregnant pause)
(pregnant pause)
by jcsavestheday October 16, 2008
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