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Postology

The psychology behind social media posts, and the psychoanalysis of people who post, oftentimes to seek recognition, approval, gratification, and/or to boost their ego, as well as the reasoning behind those who provide reactions to social media posts.
When we studied social media posts in psychology class, we focused on the postology of a Facebook post about what someone ate for dinner last night.
by cardonick October 28, 2022
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Snow Possum

Originated from the Basketball American community as an attempt to insult the European Americans.
We wuz kangz: Snow possum fuk outta here (real tawk)
European American: ooga booga
by GibsDat February 9, 2022
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post-show depression

when you finish a play or a musical and you feel like absolute shit afterwards. you have time to realize that your entire schedule was rehearsal, rehearsal, and more rehearsal. and you also realize that you have no life outside of theatre. im going through it right now, and theres been lots of crying, reading the script, reciting lines over the phone with the other leads, things like that. its emotional.
Friend- Hey, Erin, what's wrong?
Me- Oh, nothing... Just post-show depression
Friend- You do this after every show you're in.
Me- -nods sadly-
by erin banana November 17, 2013
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Postal 2

Person 1 - "Have you played Postal 2"
Person 2 - "NO"
Person 1 -"Fucking Drink Anti-Freeze"
by Dankus Memeus420 March 24, 2018
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Post Nut Clarity

The immediate clear mindedness or soberness an individual gains after orgasming (busting a nut).

Can be achieved via pre-bating (mastubating before a date/ encounter to reduce sexual urges.)

Also refers to the phenomena when an individual loses interest in a person after they have sex with them.

Term mostly used by men, but women have gradually began using it as well.
1. I saw my baby’s mom the other day and I couldn’t stop thinking how fine she looked, I honestly had to go home and beat my meat to get some Post Nut Clarity because I was tripping, I wasn’t thinking straight to wanna to be messing with her again.

2. Remember that fine guy from the club, we went back to his place afterwards and we fucked, immediately after I came I regretted it, I’d never really date a guy like that... nothing like some Post Nut Clarity to reveal to you that you’re only smashing someone just because you’re super horny.
by GolfRomeo242 September 17, 2018
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Post Stranger Things Depression

Post Stranger Things Depression is how a person feels while waiting for the next season of Stranger Things to come out. It causes people to experience moods of depression, low self worth and poor concentration. Many cases have commented of the struggle to return to reality after watching it.

*Symptoms include:
Googling Stranger Things daily.
Re-watching the seasons constantly.
Watching/reading Stranger Things related videos/post online all the time.
Have an innumerable amount of theories for the oncoming seasons.
Owning one or more Stranger Things merchandise (Pop! figures included)
Listening to 80's music.
Being able to relate to this post.

*Symptoms are also coping methods/treatment
Tom: Joe... I feel like I have to talk to someone... I wish I told you earlier but I'm suffering from Post Stranger Things Depression.
Joe: Tom , you shouldn't have to be afraid to talk about it. Any sane person who's watched the show will feel the same way. I'm afraid I'm suffering too. I'm sorry for not telling you before.
Tom: Joe.. you too? I don't believe it. I've finally found someone to talk to!
Joe: Buddy, why don't we take the day off work and and watch Stranger Things, while pumping 80's music and eating Eggo's?
Tom: Sounds tubular dude. Sounds tubular
by strangerthingsbruh November 29, 2017
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Smolka's Postulate

There is a fundamental connection between technology, physical reality and nature. And the parallels between technology and nature are astounding.
Smolka's Postulate reveals that cars have systems that match that of animals; ie: gas tank - stomach, catalytic converter - liver, carburetor - lungs and so on. A computer hard drive needs to defrag every so often, like a mind needs to dream(believing that doing so consolidates information in the brain).
by Stephan Smolka September 5, 2009
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