POODLE PUNCHER-
1. one who has a sex fetish with the family pet,
2. beatting the shit out ones dog,
3. one who loves doggy style then cracks her in the back of the nugget.
1. one who has a sex fetish with the family pet,
2. beatting the shit out ones dog,
3. one who loves doggy style then cracks her in the back of the nugget.
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by joey pumpkin October 01, 2006
A particularly muscular, generally large nose that has the semblance of a poodle or is positioned on the face of a person who resembles a poodle.
Sally: I wonder if that boy's muscular poodle gets in the way when he snogs girls.
Henrietta: I wonder if that boy snogs girls at all, on account of him having a muscular poodle in the first place.
Henrietta: I wonder if that boy snogs girls at all, on account of him having a muscular poodle in the first place.
by BestSkeptic January 01, 2006
"bloody hell gary, you've got a right poodle piece going on down there, go fetch the scissors and we'll give fido a trim!!!!"
by yummyyummy lovepiss November 25, 2007
Someone who thinks their grooming/training is better than everyone else's because they got it from their mama.
The poodle people think they deserve (are entitled to) a life nobody else does since their mommy told them they did.
by Solid Mantis August 21, 2019
A poodle that is not the usual pink colour, but is instead a kind of light brown known as Venetian. Not to be confused with ginger poodle. And very different from French ones - these ones come from Venetia.
by lollipuddle June 08, 2010
Masturbating. Particularly when done by a married man.
Something a married man does alone and ashamed.
Something a married man does alone and ashamed.
by AndTheHorse August 24, 2010
A dog resembling a cotton puff and nothing more. Some people might use it as an insult ... but such people usually prove to be unintelligent and socialy inept-- refer to asswipe for further reading.
by Jodi Silver May 25, 2005