plate drop

When one partner applies plastic wrap over their face and the other proceeds to take a shit on their face!

Hungry??? How about a plate drop!

by mke823 December 6, 2006

Gold Plated Tin Foil Hat

The hat one wears when they've gone so far into talking about random nonsense that they freak out if you call them out on it.

Different from the common tinfoil hat in regards to the wearer's randomness.

1 - "Goddamnit, Brendan is going off randomly about some nonsense again... He's got a gold plated tin foil hat on and is babbling about how insane it is that gold particles are just floating freely around us."

2 - "Did you see Brendan's text in the group chat, he is definitely wearing a gold plated tin foil hat today; he legit said, 'you guys ever rip and have to evacuate the area because the methane concentration is over normal bodily levels'. On top of that, he even freaked out after I asked him if he was wearing a gold plated tin foil hat."

3 - "Brendan freaked earlier after I told him to chill because he was talking at 100+ MPH about random nonsense. I'm also pretty sure I heard him say something about a gold plated tin foil hat he lost."

by sphiinx May 28, 2018

Sampler Plate

A place with people from many distinct cultures, coupled with the fact that one wants to bang people from all cultures. It is to be done in the matter of choosing cultures as if it were a sampler place or a buffet. Large universities are excellent Sampler Plates.

Damn, Ohio State is a Sampler Plate bro! Shit hits different...

Dude, tf are you talking about? Pussy is pussy.

by the cool duder August 30, 2020

Platypus

A semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action. A furry little flatfoot who'll never flinch from a fray, It's got more than just man skill, It's got a beaver tail and bill, and the women swoon whenever they hear him say: *platypus sound*

Perry the Platypus.

by wtnfnwsrn.awesome. July 30, 2011

Plateau

Pron. Plat-too.

Made famous by Chris 'beastmode' Jones, the word plateau is now widely excepted in the fitness community to be pronounced plat-too.

It's definition, although varied, is described by Jones in the context of cutting in the following way.

'It pretty much means, he's been dieting and for some reason he can't loose anymore weight' Chris Jones, 2013.

I've been cutting for about 7 weeks now and I've hit a plateau (plat-too) and I don't know what to do.

by Murf5ta October 7, 2013

Plated

An act of oral sex IE going down on a lady

I was (plating) her the other night and almost gagged on a pubic hair
I would (Plate) her all day long
I (plated) what's her face the other night

by TT81 July 19, 2017

Forbidden Platypus

The act of one's tail slapping another one's genitals then proceeding to trap them in a box and beating them with a stick, causing them to suffocate and die.

Jamie received the forbidden platypus from Shane the other day, he enjoyed it thoroughly and even recorded it on tape for us to see.

by JamieReid March 19, 2011