Petersoned

Petersoned adj. (pee-tur-sunned)
Meaning: When you receive poor quality and/or unsatisfactory tech support from your ISP. Also can be used to describe one's ability to cling to a job without getting fired for ineptitude.

"Man, that customer got petersoned really bad."

"We have a new company policy to prevent us from getting petersoned."

by 5thgear October 18, 2008

colin petersen

Colin petersen is quite possible the coolest thing known to man.

colin petersen owns your sack

by cazzie shorthouse April 14, 2005

petersonify

To rely on urban dictionary as a reliable source of information on neologisms.

"Did you see him totally petersonify "bushfuck" the other day? He should know better than to rely on that"

by internet guy January 12, 2009

petermonster

A woman who is obsessed with having sex with men. She is crazy about a man's dick and grabs the crotch's of strange men on the street. A petermonster is pretty hot but men who know her stay away because they are scared of getting diseases.

"That girl is pretty hot! What's her name?" he exclaimed to his friend after a woman humped his leg on the dance floor. "Don't mess with her man, she's a petermonster."

by Ginabob420 May 14, 2015

Paterson Promise

the manifestation of fervent enthusiasm and elevated expectations within an individual or group, which, regrettably, culminates in a sense of disillusionment and letdown when the anticipated outcomes or promises fail to materialize as expected. This emotional journey from elevated hope to the deflation of expectations can leave those involved feeling disheartened, as the initial excitement fosters an optimistic outlook that ultimately remains unfulfilled.

I just got paterson promised...

by Trey515 July 19, 2023

lowell paterson

n.1. a boy ......we think 3. we cant think of 2 v. 1. telling gus and frank to meet him at the pavillion to annouce hes gay 3. disregade all of the above
i forgot two......again

hey lowell what in hell did you eat elevanteen pizzas for then color a dog green then......

by ittdippskittledipp August 10, 2003

dj petersen

a collection of stamps or puzzle pieces

hey where the shnucko lorenzo is my dj petersen

listen son, dj petersen was on the fridge when i left

by hanaaaaaa22 October 15, 2011