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Missed Opportunity

When something good (an opportunity) is missed, most likely due to the persons rather apparent noobness.
Zie: I had a penis, she had a vagina, bloody missed opportunity.

Ebo: She had an orifice that would've fit perfectly around my penis, yet I only realised it after she dumped me.
Mike: Wow... missed opportunity buddy, maybe next time you'll notice that your girlfriends nostrils are perfect for your meat faster.

Nikki: "I entered a definition for 'missed opportunity' on Urban Dictionary, and all i could think of was definitions relating to sex. I had all these good ideas later on but, if only I had waited, damn irony."
Tanly: "That's isn't irony, foo."
by babyzierad December 13, 2009
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Equal Opportunity Employer

A rather classy way to say someone is Bisexual; A preferred alternative to the rather confusing and outdated phrase "swings both ways" .
Can be abbreviated as "E.O.E." when further discretion is needed.
I don't understand how you could only date women Jim. Personally, I'm an equal opportunity employer.
by E.O.E. December 26, 2010
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personal growth opportunity

a euphemism for a bad experience, characterized as positive because it encourages a person to learn not to repeat the experience
Sally had a personal growth opportunity doing her own dental work to save money. Rita had a personal growth opportunity when she got fired for being a drunk and belligerent at a department meeting.
by Sexy Rexy February 9, 2007
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oppositioner

A fallen angel. An enetie, realted to the works of satan, whos purpose is to give individuals the option of death or infinite torture on judgment day. A judge of the damned. menchened in the dead sea scrolls.
(rough translation hebrew- english) And satan spake unto him, "oppositioner, all are ariving, all are on track. stir the sins of their rivers and all shallt die for him. judge them this day in the eyes of your lord and of your selve"
by thr truth March 8, 2011
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opposite of good

The opposite of good? Well, it's bad.
Man, those swisher sweets -- they are the opposite of good.
by Matty & Steez October 28, 2007
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opporchancity

a possibility due to a favorable combination of circumstances
If gave the opporchancity for a roasting she would take it
by Scottc2910 December 9, 2008
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Opponer

The antagonist of an argument, if he happens to be sexually aroused.
I was on 4chan the other night, fighting some 12 year old, when I realized it was 1:00 am and I was on the internet, so I was most likely arguing with an opponer.
by DJ Sextravaganza July 10, 2010
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