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Offendive

it means being a big meanie >:(
I said something very offendive to my cat
by NotKat ;);) February 27, 2021
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Shrek Offender

A beast with an extremely large penis, developed by Jews, alongside Adolf Drippler.
God damn that man must be a Shrek Offender, look at his massive penis!
by Daddy Hydra February 9, 2021
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sax offender

The act of leaving a beautiful and expensive instrument, specifically a saxophone, at a musical event in which one was performing and subsequently acknowledging the mistake without any intent of ever retrieving the instrument.
"Lex left his saxophone at the Catalyst show and never went back for it... that made him a sax offender for life."
by madcow117 March 7, 2021
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Registered Poke Offender

One who Facebook Pokes without cause or care. One who pokes for attention. One who pokes and believes they will get laid or lucky. One who pokes in hopes of getting a phone number, or a naked pic in return.
This guy/girl pokes 500 times a day for no real reason except to be noticed and or paid attention, they are careless and ignorant. They need to be "Registered Poke Offenders"
by Futureghst-MJC July 27, 2016
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Registered Deck Offender

Someone who is known for making card decks that are intended for trolling.
Person A: Why does Person C keep freezing my warriors?
Person B: Because Person C is a registered deck offender.
by ChameleonDragon May 14, 2019
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Offense-Defense

The progressive stages of advancement and rejection in the make out process (Go for Boobs = Offense, Get pushed away = Defense)
Kelby: Did you score?

Pete: No, I just played offense-defense all night....
by douknowchriso August 26, 2008
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Offerdable

A website that offers coupons, discounts, deals for customers in India. The discounts range from grocery, clothing & apparels, restaurants & fast food, electronics, mobile phones, and entertainment. Basically offers to make shopping more affordable.
I came across this website that is offering discount coupons in India. It has a cool name 'Offerdable' which in itself explains a lot right!
by offerdable March 29, 2011
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