Norwegian Ski Pole

Norwegian Ski Pole, freezing your own shit and using it as a dildo. Originated from a lonely Norwegian scientist that got horny and bored.

"I'm so horny! But I left my dildo at my boyfriends house! Think I might just make a Norwegian Ski Pole for tonight!"

by AppleCartJack February 7, 2017

Norwegian Prince

Getting your giant dong fellated while snapchatting it à la Norwegian royalty

how did the tinder date go last night?

great! I gave him the Norwegian Prince.

by Nordic Princess February 24, 2017

norwegian sex

The act of pushing as many brown cheese, cheese slicers and mountains as possible into your partner's asshole.

I've had norwegian sex so many times, her hole is THIS big!

by Venom Miller June 24, 2017

Norwegian Whiplash

When a male fucks a female so hard that she cracks her neck and thus receives a serious case of whiplash. Common practice in Norway but has migrated to Asia and the Americas. Africa has not yet adopted it because let's face it they got enough shit going on.

Gary: Brad, you smash Stephanie yet?
Brad: Hell yeah Gary, gave that bitch a Norwegian whiplash last night.
Gary: Shit is she ok?
Brad: Nah she's in the hospital cuz she broke 3 vertebrae.

by NIPS CLAN July 30, 2017

Norwegian bike pump

When a man pulls on his foreskin, creating an air tight seal around someone’s bare asshole, then harvests the fart and replants it into someone’s mouth.

I was supposed to meet Tyler for a drink but he couldn’t make it. He thought ass-to-mouth was the worst bet he’d ever lost until Dylan introduced him to the Norwegian bike pump. Now his tires are flat, his ass is raw, and his breath smells like shit.

by I’m not Brandon June 12, 2018

Norwegian weather

Another phrase for really bad weather. Its obvious origin is the typical weather of Norway, a small country in northern Europe. Norwegian weather can refer to cold weather, heavy rain or wind, snow, or any combination of these (most common)

Eivind: Wanna go out for a beer?
Zari: I was thinking about it, but I can hear the wind and the rain out there
Eivind: True, that's some Norwegian weather right there

by Bøtta November 28, 2018

Norwegian Olaf

The sexual act of having your partner spit on you as they rub your shoulders if done successfully it should cause you to immediately orgasm
It popular around the 1980ś midwest to west coast area and while it was popular in california you'd most likely find someone doing this i arizona it being the point of origin

Guy - Whats your price
other - 10 for a handy 20 for a blowy
Guy- how much for a norwegian olaf
other- about 15$

by gruicidal thoughts April 15, 2019