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hello neighbor

A cardboard or plastic tube stuffed with dryer sheets, you know, the smelly good ones. used to attempt to remove some of the pungent qualities of marijuana "reefer" smoke. works better the more stoned you are. see also: spoof, snoosh
dude, hit this shit and dont forget to use the hello neighbor.
by Atler Lansing February 2, 2004
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Neighbor

1) (n)- a person that surpasses any friendship on the planet.
2sy) (n)- a person who shares errything, including "doorfs."
3) (n)- a person who can be counted on to be an incredible person, even in the crappiest of situations.
4) (n)- a person that can't be lived without.
5) (n)- a word that can't really be captured through a written definition.
by ballssizeofraisins December 14, 2010
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The Neighbor

Performing a Funny Boner with your non-dominant hand.
"I got tired of using my right hand so I tried a stranger. After that got boring, I slammed my elbow against my desk and whacked away."
"Ah, The Neighbor. Why were you masturbating in your office?"
by uncleM October 13, 2009
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howdy neighbor

the howdy neighbor is when you are railing a girl from being up against a glass door or large window. have your friend sneak in the room, as he gets an erection you start pulling out fully and putting it in again, then when they are ready pull out and theyll put their dick in, you leave, walk around to the front of the window, tap on the glass and wave 'howdy neighbor!"
we were totally at this party last night and arron and i totally gave this girl the howdy neighbor, she didnt even see it coming!
by jonnycore November 8, 2007
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neighborhood gay twat

a white dude in me and my friends neighboorhood that waddles and seems like he continuously has a stick up his a***.
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Low Crime Neighborhood

Unlike high crime neighborhoods, buildings and houses in low crime neighborhoods always appreciate (go up) in value.
by Maxwell February 21, 2005
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neighborhood

The incorrect spelling of the word neighbourhood. Since us Americans are fond of chopping letters off for no good reason, we ended up with wrongly-spelled words, "neighborhood' for example.
Kid 1: LIEK U SPELD NEIGHBORHOOD WRONG
Kid 2: It's neighbourhood, you fucking idiot
by fifthofnovember September 29, 2006
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