Necrophobe

Someone who has an irrational phobia/ expresses discrimination against people who are attracted (from birth or by choice) to humping stiff graveyard potatoes.

Necrophobes display their bias by excluding necrophiliacs, turning others against them, or worse, by silently shunning them. They will also gatekeep graveyards to cockblock them from spooning bones.

Lara: “Are you inviting Dorian to the funeral?”
Sophie: “Heavens no! You know what he’s like!”
Britney: “Shame, he’s such a catch!”
Lara: “Yeah Sophie, stop being such a necrophobe and invite him already, he’s the whole package!”

Necrophobe by Hot-Cross Pun March 16, 2026

food neophobia 

The fear of eating or trying new foods

sorry i dont want to eat that i have food neophobia

food neophobia by Grubbulus December 21, 2017

Wallet Narcophobia 

The fear of narcotics accidentally falling out of your wallet. Usually in a public place. Could also be associated with losing something of value by accident.

I got a major case of wallet narcophobia when I opened my wallet that contained a small baggie with a white substance that I forgot about until I was at register being watched while I nervously fumbled around to get the bank card and potentially revealing the evidence to the store clerk and patrons.

Wallet Narcophobia by Neptune14 May 14, 2020

Reverse Necrophilia 

(noun, concept)
Necrophilia, by itself, is known by all as the act of having secks with a dead person. This is a documented phenomenon and one good example would be Jeffrey Dahmer.

REVERSE NECROPHILIA is the same sort of event, but instead of being initiated by the living human, it is initiated by an animated dead person, or UNDEAD creature.

Reverse Necrophilia is the act of an UNDEAD creature getting it on with a LIVING human - with or without consent (as in the legends of the Succubus/Incubus).

Chris: you're not gonna believe what happened last night at the graveyard.

Alice: no way? Did you manage to contact any spirits?

Chris: lol oh it went way beyond that. I was calling on the spirit of a woman who died recently and next thing I know, she comes bursting out of the ground!

Alice: what?! did she say anything?

Chris: lol yes she crawled out, turned to me and smiled a wicked smile, and said "you! I'm coming tf GET you!" And she jumped and tackled me to the ground!

Alice: omfg! What'd you do?

Chris: let's just say I am now a member of the necrophilia club lol

Alice: what eww lmao

Chris: lol yeah it was reverse necrophilia though, like I didn't ask for this

Alice: lmao ewwww

*Window shatters and a female corpse lands on the ground next to Chris*

Corpse Girl: I'm coming tf GET YOU boy! C'mere!!

Chris: not again!

Alive: lmfao

Reverse Necrophilia by robot.palmtree November 1, 2024

Floral necrophilia 

Necrophilia, but floral. The world is your oyster!

Jimmy: Hey, Uncle Tom, you’ll never guess what I got up to this weekend.

Uncle Tom: Well why Jimmy, I hope it wasn’t floral necrophilia again!
Jimmy: Fuck. Literally

Floral necrophilia by Floral necrophilia April 19, 2025

The Robust Necrophiliac 

The act of slitting open the rectum of a cadaver and inserting the entire forearm, usually accompanied with the playing of classical music.

While my girlfriend and I participated in The Robust Necrophiliac with my recently dead mother, we listened to Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture.

I can't believe Joe turned out to be into The Robust Necrophiliac; who knew he liked Beethoven?

The Robust Necrophiliac by The Anus Wrangler May 16, 2011

Ur Uncle Jack a necrophiliac 

An insult worse than any other insult. Far worse than ur mom gay or ur dad lesbian. If said to u, u die.

Person 1: ur mom gay
Person 2: ur dad lesbian
Person 1: ur uncle jack a necrophiliac
Person 2: *Dies*

Ur Uncle Jack a necrophiliac by Nick Dimeson June 2, 2018