napoleon

What you call a young person who acts like "god I hate my parents!" "life sucks I want to kill myself!!!!" etc. Taken from the movie Napoleon Dynamite. Popular among SoCal beach kids.

Kid A: I hate my parents! Why can't they just die already!!!!!
Kid B: Dude, quit being a Napoleon. Your parents are rad!

by Numair January 22, 2007

Napoleon Bonaparte

The only reason this guy took over all of Europe and be French at the same time was because he was short. It took all of his normal height to counteract the French brand of cowardice.

Hey look at the short person.
Shutup, you retard. I'ma goanna take over the world like my brother Napoleon Bonaparte did. Short people for the win!

by Vanish29 March 12, 2008

napoleon dynamite

the best flippin movie EVER gosh u frickin idiots u gotta c it if not im gonna get the butt load of gangz in my school ta kick ur tots cuz they're pretty good with a bow staff GOSH

napoleon dynamite iz da sexiest nerd in da world IDIOTS ima rape him in his face

by UR MOTHER'S NOSE February 10, 2005

Soldiering through the Long Russian Winter with Napoleon

The act of stroking one's own penis, particularly during a dry spell or a time of deep, crippling loneliness. This is nothing to be ashamed of.

The derivation of this term is in the imagery of one being a soldier in the Grande Armée, while his/her penis represents Napoléon Bonaparte.

"He's been doing surprisingly alright since the breakup. He's just been soldiering through the long Russian winter with Napoleon day by day. Every day. All day."

by Ed the Trell January 10, 2019

napoleon-dynamite

Someone with superior charisma and dance flare.

1. That Jason dude is a serious napoleon-dynamite.

2. "When he starts to dance, the woman slide of their seats."

by wolfgangamadeusphoenix November 15, 2011

Napoleon

An 1800s version of Hitler who tried to conquer Europe and failed. Became Emperor by committing treason against his Republic. His failure to defeat Britain and Russia led to a coalition to overthrow him.

Napoleon can't blitzkrieg any more countries because the English Channel and Russian Winter are in his way.

by bob_bobbb July 23, 2016

nippletots

a word commonly used amongst the longmeadow lady lancers swim team. It can be used to fill awkward silences, or randomly in a conversation. The use of this word stems from the words; nips, or nipples. Yes, the girls at longmeadow high school are weird...

Coach: " I just had to get on my hands and kneed picking up all of your things!"

Back of the bus: " NIPPLETOTS"

by ladylancer January 26, 2011