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napkins

The really old lunch lady who gives out the napkins in lunch, everyday.
usually, she lifts up your milk and puts the napkins underneath, or she'll just put it on your tray someplace else. She also gets mad if you call her napkins. And she only gives you 2-3 napkins, which obviously isn't enough to soak up the grease on the pizza. She is just cheap with napkins and doesn't like to waste them I guess.
-Napkins puts napkins under my milk-
Me: so taylor did you get your napkins?
Taylor: hahahaha
-next day-
Me: OMG did you see Napkins today??!
Taylor: yessss! :D
by Ilovestalkee!! February 13, 2009
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nanning

Similar to the more widely renound sexual practice of Dogging, Nanning is cropping up heavily around the industrial estates of North East London. Men flood to predefined meeting points in their vehicles, with their Nan's riding shotgun. The Nan's are then paraded amid the circle of parked cars, before being traded amongst the other men or 'Nanners'. The swapped Nan's are then sexually gratified on the car bonnets.
Hey Norris, do you fancy a spot of Nanning this evening?
by Tony Clifton May 18, 2006
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"Ah mah gawd, naping with surprise anal rapes is fun."
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SES NAPKINS

Under ha~ses read it's variation "ses", and take that situation and throw in a napkin... to clean things up, get the idea yet?
When Johnny and Sally were done ~sessin' the other night, they quickly got rid of the evidence with SES NAPKINS!
by Anthony April 1, 2005
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chest napkin

The act of using the chest area of your shirt as a napkin for things such as wiping hands, letting your girlfriend cry on, blowing nose. Commonly used when no other napkin or wiping material is available.
The other day i was eating hot wings when i noticed that i had no napkins or paper towels to wipe my hands on so i used the trusty chest napkin to do the job
by da-ron March 14, 2010
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Face diapers and butt napkins!

Idiom for “what a twisted world!”
something you say when realizing a distortion of the original or natural shape or form, post-Covid.
Face diapers and butt napkins! I don’t understand anything anymore!
by Rhinkydinky January 1, 2022
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napkin pirates

A group of people dedicated to robbing people of their napkins without their knowledge or consent.
As Jean was setting the dinner table, she realized her napkins where gone. She wondered if she left them in the drier or if it was the work of napkin pirates.
by Scott Phillips March 5, 2008
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