carpet munching

To eat a hairy pussy - to eat a shaved pussy it would be to "polish the floorboads"

do you prefer to polish the floorboards or carpet munching?

by davey2002 December 12, 2008

crab muncher

a man who gives oral sex to a woman with pubic lice.

"I was nibbling away at my girlfriend when i came across a tribe of pubic lice. it was a nice tribe and they led me to the clit. I said thank you and they joined me in a good munch. This made me a Crab Muncher"

by nickthavick October 5, 2005

After School Munchies

The extreme hunger one gets after school, where you will eat anything in sight.

Tim: "Bro I can't wait to go home and eat that whole box of ice cream sandwiches in my freezer."

Steve: "Sounds like you have serious case of the after school munchies my man."

by brohemith March 18, 2010

Munster Muncher

A person who is an expert in the art of licking out vaginia. It is like a sixth sence as they have to make up for lack of a large penis...

Woman: Is it in yet?
Guy: Can we try something else....
Woman: Where the hell do you think you are going..wait..oh my why didn't you tell me you are the munster muncher...
Guy: Thats the way i roll...

by ULOPC January 19, 2010

owl muncher

The owl muncher typically is a brute who devours baby owls as an expression of his insensitive chavishness.

The application of the term to women is frequent.

You could not marry that sensitive young man, you're too much of an owl muncher

by Jonathan Pundaddylein May 5, 2010

munch magic

when you rob something or do something stupid which pays off you should say this, on 'Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps' there was a character called munch who was Gaz's long lost half brother, he was a proper retard but was well funny, he would use this phrase a lot when he stole something or something went his way, and i once saw the guy who plays munch in the John Lennon airport :)

Munch: "dyu wanna watch a DVD?"
(pulls out a portable DVD player)
Gaz: "Jesus!, how did you afford that??!!"
Munch: "I stole it, Munch Magic!"
Gaz: "wellll.... what DVD's have you got?"
Munch: "Dutch Sluts and Bonk 'Till You Cronk"
Gaz: "wow!!....Welcome to the family fella!!!"

by the triple OG July 24, 2006

Munch the Box

1. To munch on the female genitals

2. To eat a girl out

3. To slay with your tongue

Dawg when you were with that babe the other night did you go munch the box?

Did your girlfriend let you munch the box?

by chikn parm June 2, 2011