Mass Media Conspiracy

The theory that the minority of people in control of the masses use the media as a tool to keep them from questioning the reality that is presented to them ultimately preventing rebellions and feeding the addiction of power, control, and manipulation of mankind's destiny, perversion.

ultimate evil.

Mass media Conspiracy consists of a group of soulless evil addicts that lack any morality and are lost in materialism keeping the human consciousness from fullfilling it's potential. examples consist of the government, closed minded religions, public radio, american news stations, reality tv, authority, technology, fashion,legal and illegal drugs,celebrity gossip,mindless self indulgence and just flat out evil.

be above the influence people. just say no to the mass media.

by thinking man's prophet November 27, 2010

medicate

another term for smoking weed

Person 1: yo man are you tryna medicate later this afternoon?
Person 2: Hellz yeah

by maxdood January 4, 2012

3d Medical Battalion

Foward Fleet Marine Force unit responsible for giving a bad taste about military life to a large number of first term Sailors and Marines. Often cited as the worst command in military history. Life onboard described as unbearable and comparable to life in a Nazi concetration camp though the treatment of Sailors and Marines may be worse than suffered by holocaust victims.

Sailor Tim: I just got orders to 3d Medical Battalion.

Sailor Joe: Are you gonna kill yourself now or later?

by Sailor Jacques June 12, 2012

Medical Mouse

A healer who can heal as good as Meheel but isn't quite as good as Meheel.

Tollas want's to heal as good as Meheel but obviously can't so he touches Meheels balls a lot. A prime example of a medical mouse is Meheel.

by Meheel January 12, 2010

RIG MEDIC

A Paramedic who has traded in the grind of the street, 911 calls and low paychecks for a career in the oil filed. Rig Medics attend offshore academy's to familiarize them self with their new environment and transition into their responsibilities aboard oil rigs. Rig Medics can be assigned to duty anywhere in the world. Many Rig Medics work off of the coast of 3rd world, pirate infested, shit holes. Most Rig Medics are prior service military and have experience in dealing with the bad guys. Many Rig Medics are also assigned as HS&EHealth, Safety and Environmental compliance officers. Rig Medics work a variety of shift rotations most are 28 days or 14 days, allowing the Rig Medics to be at home, off duty for the same amount of time. Some Rig Medics accept assignments in extremely remote locations and operate as independent, isolated Emergency Room MD's under the direction and consult of Certified Medical Doctors Rig Medics act as the eyes, ears and hands of MD's. Rig Medics make between 60K U.S. and 180K U.S. a year. Rig Medics are a vital Part of the Safety Culture that is part of the NEW Oil filed, often ranking as the number 3 man on the rig. Rig Medics eat, sleep and breath safety. Good safety = good numbers, good numbers = more work for the drilling company's. More work and more drilling contracts = more money.

Rig Hand A) "Hey have you seen that new third party guy that gave the Medic an attitude during the safety briefing?"

Rig Hand B) "No man I havent, that guy seemed like a reckless asshole, where did he go?"

Rig Hand C) "Shit man are you guys kidding? The Rig Medic had that guy removed off of the rig within about 20 minutes after he made that comment"

Rig Hand A) "Fuuuuuuck!! I Told you that medic aint playin"

Rig Hand C) "WORD , that guy looks out for us man."

by streetdoc921 February 5, 2010

Medic

1.) A soldier specifically designated to heal other soldiers on the battlefield.

2.) In multiplayer gaming, the same meaning applies, but also used as a form of degradation as medics are thought to be underarmed and more vulnerable than other soldiers.

Sure, shoot the medic before the real troops...

Haha! You just got your arse handed to you by a medic.

by Manawski February 27, 2003

biased left wing media

An annoying little imp that runs around with a steaming hot cow brand hunting for people that disagree with them. They tastelessly use the words "racist", "sexist" and "biased" to shame and silence anyone who disagrees with them. It's also very convenient for them to ride you off a racist or a discriminator, because then they don't have to actually discuss the issues with you.

Catholic priest states that he doesn't believe gay marriage is truly marriage, but still has nothing against gays.

Biased left wing media runs in screaming bloody murder and brands him in the ass. Now Father Richard will forever be known as a biased, discrimatory racist demon.

by Right winger from the Bronx March 27, 2009