Mooking

The act of having sexual intercourse in the back of a U-Haul truck while surrounded by stuffed walruses and fuzzy pink dildos.

Grandpa: Hey sexy lady I got a U-Haul, wanna mook?
Grandma: I was hoping you'd ask! I'll get the fuzzy pink dildos.
Grandpa: Okay I'll be waiting in the truck to start mooking!

by Babahabajaba June 9, 2010

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Molking

The term "molking" means to suck a termendous amount of milk from the breasts of a female and done so with the mouth.This also can be preformed by just one female which would be called molker-bating as a male would on his own "master-bating".

Curt&Alex

1.Molk me harder!!!!
2.Uughhh,ease up on the molking.
3.Would you stop thinking about getting molked!!!

by CRF May 3, 2007

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monking

A term used to describe an individual playing a healer in the game Guild Wars. Most oftentimes, players suck at monking because they over-heal, wasting energy, or lack the ability to concentrate on red bars going down.

Gee, Leon sure sucks at monking. Maybe he should play a W/Mo instead.

by steven steve December 11, 2007

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Mo5king

A derogatory term, can be used as an adjective, or in its verb form. Originates from avoiding "Word Filter Lad"

Also see Mooseking

Young Child - "Oh my word, I seem to have fallen into a mutated pile of shteaming monkey phlegm and stained my long johns"

Lad - "MO5KING!!!"

or

Person 1 - "What are you doing pete lad?"
Pete lad - "I am Mo5king you"

by Brownlad October 18, 2005

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