milton union

Fucks Boys with lifted trucks

Them Milton Union kids fucked there trucks..... and there daddy's bought em!!!

by Real Rednecks April 18, 2018

Milton Keynes college

The most shithoused college in the UK.

Yo look at that retard over there, he prob goes Milton Keynes college

by catalyte May 17, 2021

Milton Vermont

A place were young hillbillies, rednecks and wiggers all get together at a local mobil(gas station) for hours showing off vehicles that there parents bought for them. everywhere you go in this 7 mile radius town you see beat-up rice burners and lifted trucks that should be in the junk yard. The town is full of 80 lb. crack-heads in nothing but shorts. there are more drugs here then anywhere else in vermont. Three trailer parks surround the town and everyone is related, but sleeping with each other.

Hey wanna go to Milton Vermont and get some drugs after we stop at the mobil to get some head from our sister?

by hunter1988 August 9, 2009

meat mitten

woman's genitalia creating warming hand garment (cf: snatch)

gis a look at yer meat mitten

by Kirst December 24, 2003

Smush Mitten

Fine Ass Pussy, you would love to have intercourse with

Megan Fox is so fine, I want her to be my smush mitten.

Dustin would let smush mitten, jessica alba, spray herpes juice in his eyes

Gary would make anything his smush mitten, horny fuck

by gnix February 26, 2009

Dick Mittens

When a male has used a urinal and failed to wash their hands before exiting the bathroom.

I didnt want to shake his hand, he just came out of the toilet. He's likely to have dick mittens

by flashh July 10, 2010

Mittconception

A fundamental belief of Mitt Romney's, based on mistaken understanding of an issue (one of many).

"Romney wants to eliminate President Obama’s Affordable Care Act, and stated that doing so will IMPROVE racial inequities in healthcare?! What a Mittconception - actually said that at the NAACP Annual Convention too!!"

"Mitt Romney says he's unemployed? Dude, that's another Mittconception. He has no idea what it's like to depend on a weekly paycheck."

by VGBaby July 19, 2012