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Issac Miranda

A self centered douche who starts a fight then presses charges. Can often be found hanging out with Hookers since he himself can’t get laid.
Guy 1. Wtf wanna box!
Guy 2. Don’t be an Issac Miranda I know your intentions are to sue me after I kick your ass.
by ShroomCaps69 December 22, 2022
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Miranda's gettin' an appy!

The awkward but sometimes pleasurable cupping of a boob or any other part of the body. Miranda represents the person being cupped.
Text message: yo betch! Wanna chell l8erz?
Response: not right now biddie, brandon's over and miranda's gettin' an appy!!! ;) ;)
Text message: have fun u crazeeee betch! Xoxo!!!
Response:GOSSIP GIRL!!!
by Miran-ranz July 17, 2011
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Maranda

A pear. Maranda is also a commonly used slang term for a woman who has the body shape similar to a pear.
That girl is shaped like a pear.

yeah what a maranda!
by Erik Erikson December 21, 2010
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Miranda

Literally the hottest girl in the world, Miranda gets more ass than a toilet seat
Girl #1: dude why do all the guys go for Miranda?
Girl #2: because she's hot.
by Rennybenny March 11, 2022
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MirandaESM

Chubby 14 year old girl who is deprived of sleep and common good looks. Self-Conscious, Insecure. Also gets teased because of the 'Miranda Rights'
by Miranda? December 1, 2004
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Miranda Comparison

Comparing two things which are obviously not alike.
*whilst scuttling along the floor*
Person 1: I feel like a crisp!
Person 2: Dude, such a Miranda comparison.
by Nopseudonymisgoodenoughforme September 19, 2011
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miranda

Mirandas are very funny, are outgoing and usually speak english and spanish. They have lots of friends and love playing sports. Don’t really like public pools but the movies are her go to. She has a better bond with her mother than her father. Has lots of brothers and sisters, and tons of cousins. You will be very lucky and blessed to have met a Miranda, and treat her wrong you’ll really regret it, because she comes from a very famous bloodline of vampires, witches, and possibly mermaids.
“I met a Miranda”

“Wow you are so lucky, i’m jealous!”
“l held the door open for her “
You better have she would have drank your blood if you hadn’t! “
by writer 2.0 July 9, 2018
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