masticulate

when a megaladon bites a human testicle

the megaladon decided it was a good idea to masticulate the lonesome diver.

by jimbolinni May 13, 2005

Masturlate

The act of being late due to the inability to finish masturbating.

Man I might get fired if I decide to Masturlate before work again, that's the second time this week.

by Degeneracy December 4, 2010

strait anal masturbater

A guy that is strait and likes to masturbate analy.

It turns out that mike is a strait anal masturbater.

by Blake Cowshiter August 17, 2006

masterbait (masturbate)

It is the term that illiterate and dumb 9-12 year old retards, who listen to the Teletubbies and masturbate to pictures of Will Smith, use to replace the original word "masturbation" with.

I, a nerdy 12 year old, usually masterbait (masturbate) to Will Smith's topless pictures.

by drugaddict4206669] September 15, 2016

Masturlate

Ejaculated after you are done beating it off.

I was masturlate when I came while pulling my pants up.

by woodalooman22 January 2, 2014

Masturbate

When a boy practices having sex. He puts on some cream, then plays around with his meat until it produces some milk.

Yo, tomorrow I'm gonna have sex so I'm gonna masturbate to make sure I make milk.

by A Fellow User February 12, 2019

masturbate

what you would be doing if your mom didn’t walk in on you.

Joe was masturbating and his mom walked in on him so he quickly stopped and then he searched up “masturbate” on urban dictionary

by stfu rat November 28, 2019