Ass Mash

Getting your ass handed to you by a Wal Mart employee.

Going through the 20 item express checkout line with more than 20 items will result in a ass mash beat down. Watch out!

by Lassie17 May 31, 2010

mash genetalia

When two people fuck really, really hard.

I'm telling you man, this chick really loves to mash genetalia!

by Big Big Ed May 28, 2018

mash potatoes

to crush ones testicles

"Ouch bollocks!, i just sat down funny and mashed my potatoes"

by Dan D July 11, 2005

mashing curries

When Indian people have sexual intercourse

Hey did you hear? Anand and Rima were mashing curries last night! Definitely putting that Kama Sutra to good use.

by Sage146 February 18, 2014

Mashed Clitatoes

When your lover pets, licks, or fucks your clitoris so good that you bust your lady nut all over the place. Once your clit is throbbing and exhausted, it is considered mashed clitatoes. Then, turn it into a real feast by having your lover munch on those mashed clitatoes!

"Oh yeah baby give me those mashed clitatoes, you know daddy loves to eat!"

by guccipotatoes December 11, 2018

metal mash

When a male with braces goes down on a female in an aggressive fashion. This is often done out of malice and can result in scaring.

Aaron was so mad at his girlfriend for ruining his party that he metal mashed her later that night.

by Jjcales January 11, 2012

Mashed girl

When a woman’s vagina has no structure inside, similar feel to inserting your penis into a bowl of mashed potatoes.

That mashed girl from last night was the worse sex if my life.

by Ethan Solo May 7, 2023