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marthijn

Is the most loving, caring, gentle and loyal man I have ever met. He can be a bit of a grumpy cat sometimes, but that’s actually quite funny. Also, he is an amazing and creative cook!
I am so lucky to have Marthijn ❤️.
by Racherry November 23, 2021
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Marthijn

is a handsome and sweet young man. Although he could sometimes come across as a bit of a grumpy cat, he has a big heart and always takes care of his loved ones. Also, Marthijn is an excellent cook!
Marthijn is an excellent cook!
by Racherry January 24, 2022
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Martinistic

The theory of no one getting headpats due to the bias and unjust society that we live as.
Why is Martin the only one getting headpats?
This is Martinistic!
by madmadmadmadmadmad March 30, 2022
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martinistic

The preference of people named martin over anything else. Most martinists will prefer talking to martins then normal people, but true martinists will fixate so much on a martin that they won't be able do basic tasks
P1 yes that's great, but Oh my God! Have you seen martin? I must headpat his fluffy afro right now

P2 You are so martinistic
by anonymous March 30, 2022
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martini cucking

When a bartender prepares your martini by stirring it with his penis instead of using a shaker like a normal goddamn person would.
"Why did James Bond always specify he wanted his martini shaken? Isn't that the correct method of martini mixing?"

"I don't know. Maybe he was the victim of martini cucking once."
by 007gotmartinicucked June 11, 2022
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Martini

A man with a cock larger than usual🤗
His name is martini so he must have a huge cock!
by Tinarr August 7, 2022
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martiliano

A man who has balls the size of bowling balls takes 0 shit and has no time for hoes
Yo look it's Martiliano, I wish I could be like him.
by Martiliano July 4, 2022
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