manchester

A stinking shit hole of a town full of violence and arrogance. Likes to call itself the second city, when in fact its the sixth.

Don't you fooking gimme that fooking look ma kid. <SMACK>

by albionpeej September 13, 2005

manchoes

I beef. Manchoes.

Such as 'to beef manchoes' or 'i beef. manchoes', when always seperated by a period in the statement form. It is what always has been.

"Damn, Ryan Howe was all 'I Beef' and i was like 'manchoes' and it was all like 'i beef. manchoes'"

by Dar Lazdin herself January 31, 2005

manectomy

When a male has the defining traits that make him manly removed, typically via marriage or long term relationship to a much more dominant woman. These qualities usually include the ability to think or dress for himself, having his leisure time replaced with shopping or chores, and/or no longer having a spine.

The Kardashians have performed a successful manectomy on Bruce Jenner.

My friend was totally cool before he got engaged. Now he has to ask permission to leave the house. I think he has to stay close so that he doesn’t lose his penis, which is in a jar.

by The Salad February 26, 2010

Manchovies

The smell left on a man's balls after sex. Especially occurs when there is not enough time to wash your man-berries post coitus.

Dude I have got the worst case of manchovies ever! I had sex with my GF up at the campgrounds and the showers were busted and by the time I got home I had to go straight to work...My balls REEK to high heaven, they're so fishy smellin' I got alley cats followin' me everywhere I go!

by CHRiSToFoRiZZLe February 27, 2011

manchild

A child who outwardly appears like an adult -- conventionally this means a full grown male that acts immaturely, or pursues childish interests. For example, it's acceptable to play games like World of Warcraft, but it's generally unacceptable to spend twelve hours a day doing so and/or attending conventions.

Manchildren, of course, are not limited to gamers. There are many types and variants of 'not-quite-men, but look-like-men.'

Dude, I swear that manchild's a furry or something.

You know the guy, always lies about getting laid and wears that Tasmanian Devil tie.

by BBBS December 29, 2008

manchester

the wannabe Second City of the UK. it's not even a third of the size of Birmingham, in fact it's not even the 3rd biggest city of the UK. it has 2 footy teams, with one wearing red and brainwashing little children to become glory hunters and not give a toss about their local team. it is officially the most violent city in the UK (even being nicknamed ''Gunchester'') has the highest ASBO rate in the UK. for some reason the government bums Manchester and gives them loadsa money to build some white elephant buildings (probs cuz their all glory hunters too) that the cultureless people will probably end up burning down. all mancs will talk like Liam Gallacher and end up in at least one bar-brawl a week, they'll scrounge off benefits and have at least 12 children who will end up breeding with eachother by the time they're 13 and spawn more ASBO babies. the capital city of Chav Land.

1) has no one bulldozed mnchester already

2) Manchester...the 2nd city of Greater Manchester

3) oh dear, we're nearing Manchester

4) Manchester....because the Devil wanted a hell on earth

by Adrian_18 December 22, 2005

Manchester

Birmingham according to Wikipedia is without doubt the second city of the UK - wanabee rival Manchester is a Grim Decaying Mill Town that ranks 9th - how embarassing!

1 London 7,172,091
2 Birmingham 970,892
3 Glasgow 629,501
4 Liverpool 469,017
5 Leeds 443,247
6 Sheffield 439,866
7 Edinburgh 430,082
8 Bristol 420,556
9 Manchester 394,269

Birmingham the second city of the UK - let's all laugh at the poverty stricken grim mill town of Manchester ranked at a lowly 9th!

by Anthony Wilson October 21, 2008