merked

verb To be fooled or tricked.

Rio: "Wazza you 'ave been merked! Innit!"

by brownie18 June 28, 2006

Markle Sparkle

Pulling a markle
:hitting on a girl that is way to young and, or very very dirty.
Pulling a markle requires 2 thinggs

she has to be female.

and she has to be an underclassman.

you will also have to be a halfsies alcoholic who is a hookah fiend and will have a wife who is wayyyyy to young for you

Calvin: dude i cant beleive u pulled a markle Sparkle

ian:i know dude.... sorry.

Calvin: Say hello to megans law.

by DrOPpiNxBoDIeZ May 4, 2009

Murkleman

murkleman: A man that MURKS (see murk) a lot of people
also a common phrase by the comedy duo matt and cousin ben

man, did you see tha state of that guy?, "yea whoever did it is a murkleman"

by seabee productions July 22, 2007

mergles

General frustration with any situation and or the dissatisfaction of the world laying down on you.

A lovely young woman in a beautiful white evening dress is the unsightly victim of an automobile splashing street water all over her.

"Mergles," is her response.

by Nicholaskun November 13, 2006

Markleyed

Being under the influence of alcohol to the point where you can no longer stand up straight, mostly mumble, scream out fraternity chants at the top of your lungs and eventually pass out either on the floor of a bathroom or in a storage closet.

Dude, Mike got totally Markleyed. He fell UP the stairs then slept in the kitchen storage closet. Great night.

by Snarfed July 1, 2009

Merkel Circle

The realisation that you and your boize have banged the same cougar/cougar-cub whilst having a lewse time in Europe.

Whilst this mysterious cougar may now returned to her home town (to fight mario & ballooning yields) - it will provide

Cheese: Yea mate, I porked her when I was completely blind in Malta one time.

Wiraf: Strong. Yea so did I when I was off chops in Ibizia one night.

D-money: Could have done the same but my Au pair family were being lemons. That really would've been a Merkel Circle hey.

by lew$eRonnie January 11, 2012

Merkel

To perform cunnilingus on a women whilst she defecates.

Upon returning from the optometrist, Lydia excused herself to the restroom to make a movement. George, feeling giddy, joined her in the bathroom, got down on all fours, and gave her the merkeling of a lifetime.

by Dr. Octavious Boneshank August 5, 2009