Huge mistake; major dumb move. Origin: My husband thought he was going to dry fire a .32 but ended up shooting a round in our brand new mattress and it is not even paid off.
by Propa-Gandhi July 4, 2017
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by ToniG March 4, 2009
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a way to spice up any sentence in a way that even "your mom", "that's what she said", or "in your granny's oven" can not achieve; from the hit movie edward scissorhands.
by Nellie Lovett May 3, 2008
Get the with a mattress in the back mug.An effect of male pattern baldness,whereby the unfortunate male decides not to do the decent thing ie get the clippers out and grows the floundering folicles hoping to conceal the onset of nature by creative combing,suceeding only in an elaborate , threadbare shaping with a shiney(often sunburnt)beacon of scalp shining through for all to see.Resembling the aformentioned sex workers overused mattress.See Robin Gibb,Footballer Kenny Cunningham etc
See that Alan Shearer on Match of the Day,he's got a head like a knocking shop mattress,though his muscular pressence up front,will be sorely missed by Newcastle this season.
by chris ord August 31, 2006
Get the knocking shop mattress mug.When you run upstairs and have lightning fast sex with your boyfriend while the houseguest uses the bathroom.
Houseguest: "where are you guys?"
Boyfriend: "just setting up your air mattress!"
Houseguest: "where are you guys?"
Boyfriend: "just setting up your air mattress!"
by odie74 June 28, 2017
Get the set up the air mattress mug.A military term used for a female soldier who sleeps around a fair bit. Related to the inflatable or foam mats used in the field, she is often under found a male soldier.
"Did you see the ground mattress in the other platoon?"
"I think everyone's had a go with that (ground) mattress"
"I think everyone's had a go with that (ground) mattress"
by Dickie613 February 10, 2009
Get the Ground Mattress mug.1) To save ones possessions or money in times of financial instability.
2) To refrain from talking about sexual activity.
2) To refrain from talking about sexual activity.
1) Yeah, John doesn't want to go out tonight. He's zipping the mattress since he has lost his job.
2) Hey Bob, how about you start zipping the mattress at work. We don't want to hear about your sex life.
2) Hey Bob, how about you start zipping the mattress at work. We don't want to hear about your sex life.
by jwancastro February 19, 2009
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