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jiffy lube

i got totally fucked over at jiffy lube.
by Laurie7s April 21, 2006
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Brokeback Lube

A can of Heinz baked beans used for the lubrication of a gay man's arsehole ready for sexual penetration.
"Pass me the Brokeback lube i'm ready for a rimming"
by Casey Cooper August 24, 2006
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stretched lobes

Earlobes containing earrings that are stretching sufficiently beyond the base 18G posts that most people get pierced with.

Most people don't consider the process of gauging to stretched lobes "acquired" until you get to 0g, or zero gauge.
After slipping the taper through the healed piercing and following with the jewelry, I now had 1/2" stretched lobes.
by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004
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limp cock and no lube

Much like a "limp cock and no lube" would equate to no action in bed, this phrase describes a state of utter uselessness. Or, a situation in which nothing of value is currently transpiring.
"There's no beer and no chicks. This party's a limp cock and no lube."
by D. Gould January 25, 2006
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lube

Noun - A product either oil (don't use with latex condoms as it breaks them down) or water based that enables intercourse - particularly anal intercourse to be easier, smoother and less painful

An abbreviation of the word "lubricant", lube generally means a sexual variety of lubricant but can also indicate mechanical lubrication.

Verb - to lube - to apply lubricant to a cock, anal sphincter or machinery.

Verb version 2 - a slang form of "love" used on message boards, slash readers and members of spotrot
1. We're all out of lube! No sex without prep!

2. Lube me up...

3. I gtg byebye lube you
by destiny_is_dead August 12, 2005
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LUEshi

Truly monumental, there was once a time called "Night of a Million LUEshis".

It is the most fun ascii there is, as many LUEsers have changed it by rearranging their bodies or adding extra ascii. Such as this (which may be imperfect):

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The funnyest modifications have to be switching Mario and Yoshi's head above, and putting Yoshi's head on Viewtiful Joe.
by IcyHaku December 2, 2004
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strawberry flavored lube

So this guy went into his moms closet to find dress socks. In the pile of socks he finds strawberry flavored lube. He is now scarred for life and his friends call him strawberry.
Person 1: "hey I found strawberry flavored lube in my moms closet the other day"
Friend1: "hahaha strawberry!" *points and laughs*
Friend2: "why was it strawberry flavored"
by Kid1165654 January 12, 2014
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