by Laurie7s April 21, 2006
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by Casey Cooper August 24, 2006
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Most people don't consider the process of gauging to stretched lobes "acquired" until you get to 0g, or zero gauge.
Most people don't consider the process of gauging to stretched lobes "acquired" until you get to 0g, or zero gauge.
After slipping the taper through the healed piercing and following with the jewelry, I now had 1/2" stretched lobes.
by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004
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by D. Gould January 25, 2006
Get the limp cock and no lube mug.Noun - A product either oil (don't use with latex condoms as it breaks them down) or water based that enables intercourse - particularly anal intercourse to be easier, smoother and less painful
An abbreviation of the word "lubricant", lube generally means a sexual variety of lubricant but can also indicate mechanical lubrication.
Verb - to lube - to apply lubricant to a cock, anal sphincter or machinery.
Verb version 2 - a slang form of "love" used on message boards, slash readers and members of spotrot
An abbreviation of the word "lubricant", lube generally means a sexual variety of lubricant but can also indicate mechanical lubrication.
Verb - to lube - to apply lubricant to a cock, anal sphincter or machinery.
Verb version 2 - a slang form of "love" used on message boards, slash readers and members of spotrot
by destiny_is_dead August 12, 2005
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by IcyHaku December 2, 2004
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Person 1: "hey I found strawberry flavored lube in my moms closet the other day"
Friend1: "hahaha strawberry!" *points and laughs*
Friend2: "why was it strawberry flavored"
Friend1: "hahaha strawberry!" *points and laughs*
Friend2: "why was it strawberry flavored"
by Kid1165654 January 12, 2014
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