lobing

Sort of kinky biting/nibbling or tugging on of the ear with the teeth. Usually between partners. Usually because of it's sexy nature, occurring during a hot kissing/touching session w/o others around <- that gets awkward, lobing is hot.

When we were saying goodbye tonight, he started lobing me. Im so turned on now!

by ImUmFromUmbridge May 25, 2016

Loligon

Not a fucking lolicon

I'm loligon but not a lolicon

by Not gonoki June 20, 2016

Jesus Loving Slut

An individual who loves Jesus and other people's partners.

As a firm Jesus Loving Slut, Sharon attends church every Sunday, the day after she sleeps with Jane/Michelle/Karen/Ann/Sophie/Stephanie's boyfriend.

by Pomodoro April 11, 2010

detroit losing streak

When you shit on your girlfriend's bed, and blame it on her dog.

"Susanne , Jesus Christ, do you remember that time I found his Detroit losing streak on my bed?!"

by Bark Twain March 9, 2017

Loligator

Loligator, a term used to enlighten a moment, event, or situation which contains gratuitis amounts of "lulz"

Steve: Oh dude I was so baked yesterday I didn't realize I was eating my brownies out of my toilet bowl for like 2 hours"

Bob: LOLIGATOR!

by TeQifsha January 15, 2009

loligagger

1) Verb: To dilly dally about on a project or task. To procrastinate.
2) Verb: To spend way too much time holding a potential person in a going nowhere relationship. To waste their time and lolly-pop consuming opportunities.
3) Noundescriptive: Someone who doesn't have sex enough.

1) I was a real loligagger not migrating those security networks over the weekend.
2) Hey cock-block. I'm calling you a loligagger as well. Get Jim to call me.
3) 'My boyfriend is such a loligagger!'

by WeaselSniperFox May 19, 2016

Losing virginity

!having sex for the first time is when someone "loses" their virginity

person 1: i lost my virginity last night!
person 2: lucky! I wanna lose mine already!
person 1: My other friend is hopefully losing virginity right now

by hooliocoolio January 20, 2015